By skatergrrrl - 15/02/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, I had my first ice skating lesson. I had to wait 5 years for a rink to open in my town, 2 weeks for my lessons to begin, but only 10 minutes to fall and hit my tailbone so hard that I can't walk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 327
You deserved it 4 214

Same thing different taste

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The circle of life is a vicious one. Take heed, wear protection.

yourlifesfucked 0

from experience: you can NOT wear protection for your tailbone. I'm a hockey player and an excellent skater and even i have hit my tailbone a few times. even if she were wearing hockey pants they dont afford any real protection. FYL op that hurts like hell.

Comments

purplemnm 9

same thing happened to me...a few years later I'm winning state figure skating competitions, coz I'm not a quitting pussy

Well well... that's quite a stretch you made there... where in this fml does it say she quit?And even if she did is calling someone a pussy every really okay? Unless of course they hurt themselves while ice skating... wait...

yourlifesfucked 0

troll fail! and when i say troll, i dont just mean your looks... some people just arent meant for skating...

purplemnm 9

if she didn't quit she wouldn't be whining about it. that's logic and at least I have enough pride in myself to post my real picture. so stfu

bluesclues72 0

you can't talk about logic when you dont have any. she's whining about it because she can't walk dumbass. I'm sure if you were ugly, you would be compl- oh wait. nevermind

Wtf... purplemnm isn't ugly. Why attack someones profile picture when all you need to do is attack their post? That is unnecessary overkill and ruins the air for people who could actually show the idiocy in jumping the gun on stretched "logic". if you are going to make a point then please do the following; make your point, make a counter point to their return point, get the **** on with your life. mix that up in whatever order you deem necessary.

purplemnm 9

...I'm not ugly? wow I seriously never knew that..I've been growing up in the wrong places

KurouTenshi 0

don't give up! learn to balance a hand stand, then get custom inserts so you can wear the ice skates on your hands, and then go put there, practice hard, and become a successful handicapable ice figure skater!! :D you can do it!

haha good thing you don't live in Canada

guckylynn 19

What does living in Canada have to do with the post. Nothing in the least actually, Canada does not equal skating...

Don't worry, Hun. I did the same thing when I first went out on the ice, (I'm a now-retired figure skater. Fibromyalgia forced me to quit). Just wait till you're on your feet again and go back out there!

EvelynLindemann 2

i also have fibromyalgia and i am only 11 but i still skate and push through. also my doctor advised me that figure skating is a very good exercise and a helps to relieve some of the pain of fibromyalgia, so you should still skate but dont try any axels or anything on the lines of that until you have your fibro under control

AbbyAlyssaS 0

Dumbass it's ice skating. you fall often.

wow epic fail. though it is just so much fun to sit down and watch people like you fall on their ass ice skateing :).

wear ass protection, and if they didn't they shouldve