Health: Today, I had my first ice skating lesson. I had to wait 5 years...

By skatergrrrl - 15/02/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, I had my first ice skating lesson. I had to wait 5 years for a rink to open in my town, 2 weeks for my lessons to begin, but only 10 minutes to fall and hit my tailbone so hard that I can't walk. FML

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By Penguin Slide - 16/08/2022 04:00 - United States - Concord

Today, I went ice skating at a place with the most terrible rental skates. Pair 1 was too worn out, pair 2 too small, pair 3 damaged inside. I thought pair 4 was finally a winner, until I got on the ice and realized the blades were fucked. I went flying forward, landed hard, and slid across the ice like a penguin. FML

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By elmangy - 11/08/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, I went ice skating for my friend's birthday. We had to vacate the skating rink so that they could smooth out the rink for the next session. I don't know how to skate and my friends left me. Not only was I the last one out of the rink, but I had to crawl my way out with everyone laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2023 15:00 - United States - Frederick

Today, I tried to go rollerskating with my kids. I wasn’t even able to fully stand up before I fell and broke my leg. FML

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By holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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By Paul Williams - 24/06/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, I had my first hockey game after being out with a shoulder injury. I ended up cracking my tail bone. FML

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By skating101 - 08/12/2009 02:32 - Canada

Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML

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By battered and bruised - 14/02/2022 06:00

Today, I bought some roller skates to go with the set my daughter got for her birthday. I haven’t skated since I was a kid, but I figured it was like riding a bike and I couldn’t have forgotten altogether. My broken coccyx disagrees. FML

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Steady as she goes

By Slippin' - 17/11/2022 17:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I finally give rollerblading a try, since it looked so effortless. I put on all the gear and started skating down the street. Within seconds, I lost control, crashed into a garbage bin, and rolled directly into my neighbor's yard. I was so embarrassed that I just lay there pretending I was "just fine, really" while their dog licked my face. FML

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By dreams2383 - 29/03/2022 23:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after I fell on ice twice hitting my tailbone last week. I'm in excruciating pain but can't get out of work, no internet for over a week so I can't do college work, a guy ran into my car, totaling it. it's 20 years-old so insurance probably won't give me enough to replace. Bad luck comes in threes. FML

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Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:05

The circle of life is a vicious one. Take heed, wear protection.

yourlifesfucked 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:16

from experience: you can NOT wear protection for your tailbone. I'm a hockey player and an excellent skater and even i have hit my tailbone a few times. even if she were wearing hockey pants they dont afford any real protection. FYL op that hurts like hell.

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BigSmiles7 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:51

As a figure skater I often wear a tailbone pad so they do exist but op might have been wearing one and it moved?

wmage 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 9:01

Why would someone be wearing padding during their first lessons?

no_ones_here 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:37

Your life Sucks. Big Mistakey

jackg 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:18

did u write this fml while lying on the ice rink cus u said u couldn't walk so yea

Owndapwn 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:28

I have never had lessons. and I have never fallen. I've slipped and recovered. but never fallen. lace em tight and you can just stand.

mistyeyes 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:30

I used to be an ice skater, wearing butt pads really doesn't do anything...

serenaaaa_fml 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:36

tht happened to me before. it hurts!

Honda288 2

Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:01

#23- Uhh physco #28-....... #51-"Potato bounces back and hits you in face"

dacman48 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:52

stop bitching, i had one of my teeth go through my lip resulting in 6 stiches. u got off lucky

oopsiedaisy123 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:58

well you cant really complain. it comes with the sport. i've had a broken wrist, stitches, and a stress fracture in my back all as a result of ice skating, but i still love it