Miscellaneous: Today, I had my last orchestra concert and had a large solo....

By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 06:37 - United States - Denver

Today, I had my last orchestra concert and had a large solo. My dad came to watch and record it; however, the whole time he recorded another girl, thinking it was me. FML

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By highschoolgrad - 08/06/2010 04:09 - United States

Today, my family and I were about to watch the video my dad took of me walking across the stage at my high school graduation. Turns out he recorded the wrong kid. FML

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Make an entrance, not a scene

By Anonymous - 14/03/2022 18:00

Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML

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By Ryanissaur - 19/10/2009 05:34 - Australia

Today, being a music student, a professional orchestra performed a symphony that I wrote and dedicated to my girlfriend. It took months to compose and it the first and only time it was ever going to be played. My girlfriend forgot to come. FML

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Moment of truth

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend and she was making me listen to one of her recordings for chorus. As I was listening to it a solo came on, and i turned to her and said "This is the worst fucking solo I've ever heard in my life." Little did I know, it was her solo. FML

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By mitochondriaisthepowerhouseofthecell - 27/12/2018 02:00

Today, I had my final piano performance. There is a guy in my class who constantly tells me I suck at piano, so I was looking forward to watching him play badly since he never practices. Instead, he played the most beautiful music that would make Mozart weep. He got a standing ovation. FML

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By Aberrombie Blue - 18/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Durham

Today, I was at my little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet, and in the middle of her solo, her phone started ringing. She decided to stop, check her phone, and continue playing. FML

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He doesn't even go here!

By ladyofzanarkand - 25/05/2018 20:30

Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML

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Bored

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 22:58 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, my alcoholic dad finally came to see to my last dance recital after years of never showing up to watch me. He got kicked out of the audience for snoring too loud. I could hear him from the stage. FML

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By anon - 04/06/2009 11:35 - United States

Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

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Nervous laughter

By Anonymous - 12/03/2017 04:00

Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML

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tootsie68 22

Sunday 16 June 2013 16:03

How does he not know you?!

nix1993 41

Sunday 16 June 2013 16:15

He didn't even notice you when you were the only one playing? That is impressive parenting.

Comments

JessicaZado 11

Sunday 16 June 2013 17:34

It could have been the girl next to you and you got cut out. Or your dad has really bad vision

SuperSofie 23

Sunday 16 June 2013 17:36

Happy father's day, deadbeat *******!

gracehi 31

Sunday 16 June 2013 19:06

Everyone is assuming that the boyfriend is lousy in bed for one reason or another. Has it occurred to anyone that perhaps they haven't had sex at all?

perdix 29

Sunday 16 June 2013 19:23

#31, WTF? Do the terms "orchestra concert," "large solo," and "My dad" have completely different meanings where you come from? Does "Cleveland Steamer" mean a train in Ohio to you?

aeonsoul 12

Sunday 16 June 2013 19:56

What the hell are you talking about? Wrong FML, genius

davincidasecond 24

Monday 17 June 2013 5:17

You sure you're in the right fml?

Fedezzer 20

Sunday 16 June 2013 19:27

"Should have gone to Specsavers."

alxpilk 8

Sunday 16 June 2013 19:34

Happy Father's Day!?

Sandman1917 5

Monday 17 June 2013 12:00

It's an honest mistake. Maybe he was far away and couldn't tell who was who. At least he cared to go see her and video tape it even if it was the wrong person. It was the thought that counts