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By hushnow - 07/02/2011 18:04 - United States

Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML

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By sociallyawkward - 19/05/2016 01:52 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML

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By charishard - 04/05/2013 05:17 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML

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By Kate - 17/10/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML

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By 911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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Gross

By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

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By Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

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By kilo1_13 - 04/06/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was working at my retail job. A customer stopped me on my way to break saying "someone" had broken a snow globe. She showed me where it was and I cleaned it up with her circling me. I finished and put the cleaning supplies away when I heard a 'crash' as the same woman dropped another snow globe. FML

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By milkshake - 23/01/2013 00:29 - United States - Pasadena

Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML

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Dirty girl

By Alyssa - 28/08/2019 04:00 - United States - Macon

Today, at church, while everyone was shaking hands and saying, “Peace be with you” to one another, a man took out hand sanitizer and washed his hands after he shook mine. And only mine. FML

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By KWM - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:03

"Snowglobes" I chortled.

katy513 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 1:03

I can't believe you said snowglobes.

Comments

McMan 23

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:50

Snowglobes? I love snowglobes! I love to shake them and watch the snow fly around and I imagine the snow flying out and filling the room. So magical... what was I talking about?

iliketurdles 7

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:58

Something about turtles I think. Why else would I be here?

demo3000 0

Friday 20 January 2012 6:07

Shut the **** up?

SirEBC 7

Tuesday 8 February 2011 2:55

The author of this story should be shot.

Trace01m 11

Tuesday 8 February 2011 3:06

Smell your hand.

cfrost11 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 3:08

Snowglobes??? really??

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Tuesday 8 February 2011 3:23

#1, I used "chortled" on another FML! We're chortle buddies! *Internet high-five.* As for OP, YDI because you didn't use Happy Sacks.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 8 February 2011 4:08

I collect snowglobes.

thesinginguy 18

Tuesday 8 February 2011 7:49

I agree with the other guy. buhbye(:

alexFYL 11

Tuesday 8 February 2011 4:29

Why would he have snowglobes in his pants? Was he shoplifting? You should have said something, or given him a bag to carry them in if he didn't steal them. Worst employee ever.