Work: Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but...

By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 11:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML

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By JoeyTheJedi - 18/10/2016 00:31 - United States - Batesville

Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's been a death in the family, then abruptly hangs up. I speed home, to find my mother holding the tiny corpse of a fish that she got 2 weeks ago. I got fired for being late to work. FML

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By fired - 13/05/2014 14:29 - United States - Millis

Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2021 22:01

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 01:36 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML

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By mermaidkeels - 18/06/2016 08:51 - United States

Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 05:41 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I got fired for taking time off to see my sister in the hospital after she got in a car accident. Before I got fired, I found out my boss took time off because her horoscope said she should. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2017 14:00

Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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artykat 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:04

Well, at least you can go on the fishing trip now.

0hh_snap 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:05

Ha, I would demand my job back or I'd screw up the affair.

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deaditegirl 0

Monday 18 May 2009 17:31

YDI for lying to your boss.

cough 0

Monday 18 May 2009 17:35

I'm sure most people lie to get out of work at one time or another, but not everyone has their mother having an affair with their boss. FYL ps- your mom is a ***** :D

alkalined13 1

Monday 18 May 2009 22:25

lol i hope you bitched out your mom.

Kitty34_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 22:43

YDI for such an extravagant lie. Why not just "I think I caught the flu, I'm vomitting a lot" ?

imnotlanderman 0

Monday 18 May 2009 23:51

I clicked both +/- links at the bottom of this post - shouldn't have lied to your boss, but it seems excessive that you were fired since most people have likely lied to take a sick day at one time or other, and the circumstances under which he caught you in the lie are pretty messed up.