Work: Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but...

By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 11:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML

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By JoeyTheJedi - 18/10/2016 00:31 - United States - Batesville

Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's been a death in the family, then abruptly hangs up. I speed home, to find my mother holding the tiny corpse of a fish that she got 2 weeks ago. I got fired for being late to work. FML

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By fired - 13/05/2014 14:29 - United States - Millis

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 01:36 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML

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By mermaidkeels - 18/06/2016 08:51 - United States

Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 05:41 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I got fired for taking time off to see my sister in the hospital after she got in a car accident. Before I got fired, I found out my boss took time off because her horoscope said she should. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2017 14:00

Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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artykat 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:04

Well, at least you can go on the fishing trip now.

0hh_snap 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 16:05

Ha, I would demand my job back or I'd screw up the affair.

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SwingSea 0

Monday 18 May 2009 6:44

Okay, so you DONT deserve that, no1 does! And every1 who is saying you deserved it for calling out is prob. a hypocrite, every1 has called out of work or school for pleasure at some point in time. HOWEVER, your lie sucked!!! Never lie about a family member being hurt... dont you know thats bad luck... well yeah, I supposed you do now! Now you definitely deserve that fishing trip tho for sure!

Darth_Taco 14

Monday 18 May 2009 6:52

Oh...wow. This is going to make me sound like an asshole, but I swear that's not my motive. I hope your mother was able to get you your job back. Yeah, it's really awkward to work for your mother's lover, but in this global economy it's better to have a job. I really have no idea which one to click. You shouldn't have lied to your boss, but you didn't exactly deserve to find out that your boss is having an affair with your mother like that. I'm just going to say that the entire situation sucked.

Rivlas 0

Monday 18 May 2009 8:13

Anyone who calls in sick to get a day off when they really aren't sick deserves to be disciplined, maybe not fired for the first offense but second time for sure. It's really entertaining working somewhere when 1/2 the staff decides to be "sick" on New Years Eve.

DigitalShoelaces 0

Monday 18 May 2009 8:43

why didnt you just tell him u were sick? no need for elaborate lies...

Indiana_fml 4

Monday 18 May 2009 8:55

#3 is right. #10 is clever. And LOL @ #4 and #7!

whateverpeople_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 11:43

YDI what kind of lame excuse is that? couldn't you just say that your sick and take a MC?

Rabyd 0

Monday 18 May 2009 11:57

Lol, that sucks but you deserved to get fired about saying that your mom was in the hospital.

fml_24seven 0

Monday 18 May 2009 13:22

ure boss= a ******* hypocrite. i reckon go after his wife...

MGW501 2

Monday 18 May 2009 16:28

Lying has no future. Stiff shite to you. Plus you now know you're boss is shagging your mum! Punished.

crazygirl123 0

Monday 18 May 2009 17:22

u should never say ur mom got in a car accident and is in the hospital.. cuz what if that really happens adn u were just using that excuse to go on a fishing trip. i did it once but called out saying ihad a flat tire, then the next did i got one.