By Doesn't Matter Had Sex - 09/09/2015 02:37 - United States - Lake Saint Louis

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Today, I had sex with this guy. His dad came upstairs and poked his head through the door right after we had finished, but were still naked in bed. All he said was, "No twins," and walked off. FML
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cooltatgar 31

"Don't worry sir ... triplets it is"

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Swandive235 27

At least he walked off, could have been a lot worse.

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twinb76 7

Ew. That's incest. Why do so many men have a fetish for twins when it's incest??? Gross!!!

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shitstorm28 11

he meant no HAVING twins. as in don't get knocked up.

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deathmec 20

#26 - It must be hard being that stupid. How do you live like this?

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Rababco 29

#26 This isn't Luke and Leia-type situation. He meant for OP not to get pregnant with twins so OP and her boyfriend would be like Anakin and Padme in this situation. I hope using Star Wars as an analogy helped you better understand the FML. :)

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shitstorm28 11

Actually this could have been much worse.

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JohnSmith100 1

That's awesome though lol

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vikky538 28

I thought he come inside and pick some stuff and don't give a damn

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GhostFox 33

I have no clue what to say to this other than a request for explanation on what type of twins was meant, just to put the debate to rest.

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B1ackFr1day 10

i feel like alot of these are meant to be funny but its kinda hard since you have to pit fml

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