By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 21:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had some painful gas at work, so I tried to silently ease it out. It was silent all right; silent, and so deadly that someone exclaimed, "What the fuck?!" My coworkers traced it back to me. Now they're all pointing their mini desk fans in my direction to make a point. FML
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Fritterzz 13

Better fart then hold it in and get the worst stomach ache of your life. You all know what I mean.

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KristaAaronn 25

Better to just let it out. We all know that when you hold a fart in it travels up to your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from

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apk892 7

Why didn't OP just do what normal people do when they have to fart at work and go to the bathroom?

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ThePols 11

Hahahaha yes. "What the ****?!" that's how you know it's a good fart, when people get confused by it haha

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thesnowleopard 3

Next time I'd recommend tightening those butt cheeks and speed walk to the bathroom.

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TheKingy1991 3

Traced it back to you? Well, you know what they say, the nose knows...

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jagsingh85 14

I would have went outside and pretend to look for change in the car for the snack machine. There's always a breeze that will carry it away.

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addictionpool 10

don't feel ashamed. take pride in that to make it across the room. good job

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talicaroxi 25

I don't know if ydi or yls......either way there needs to be a freaking hilarious button lol

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