By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 21:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had some painful gas at work, so I tried to silently ease it out. It was silent all right; silent, and so deadly that someone exclaimed, "What the fuck?!" My coworkers traced it back to me. Now they're all pointing their mini desk fans in my direction to make a point. FML
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Fritterzz 13

Better fart then hold it in and get the worst stomach ache of your life. You all know what I mean.

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KristaAaronn 25

Better to just let it out. We all know that when you hold a fart in it travels up to your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from

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christian1509 21

Tell them to screw off because it's a natural bodily function, and it's way better than having to deal with those horrible stomach aches that come if you hold it in too long

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Bluekaren16 19

Yes it is. They usually feel like atomic bombs dropping in my tummy.

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girI 20

Sure, it's a natural body function, but I think the problem wasn't that he farted, but rather that he did it in the middle of the office. It's common courtesy to step out when you have to do it :-)

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ImTheAlpha 30

Some farts are funny. Some are gross. And some are just pure, undiluted poofs of Satan's ass gas. You seem to have the last.

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cryssycakesx3 22

just like people!

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RedPillSucks 31

why couldn't you excuse yourself and go to the bathroom?

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amisenho 11

I've heard of some offices where the employees are lucky to even get a bathroom break without their bosses hunting them down and ripping them off the toilet seat. I remember reading one FML where someone was fired for taking a 10-minute poo. There are even pressure-sensitive toilets that are designed to make an alarm go off when someone sits on a toilet for an extended period of time. Some employers just don't understand.

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jmagd781 16

You should have walked to the bathroom. that's what they are for.

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alyoopz 10

Nothing worse than coming out of the bathroom knowing you did that horrible thing that everyone else will have to deal with lol

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Eltobak 13

Why not just go to the bathroom and rip it instead?

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False_Stupidity 41

Hehe, i've done that.. had to let a truly vile one rip in the bathroom and minutes after returning to my desk "holy ****!" could be heard coming from there.

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soulreaper12296 28

Then you can call your co-workers pigs. Cause that means they kept smelling the air all the way to you.

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cjwayy 22

The fact that you released a fart so deadly that someone actually yelled "what the ****" is extremely impressive

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