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By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 22:50 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML

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By bad_day_in_hell - 17/11/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men". I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 21:50 - Saudi Arabia - Dammam

Today, I went to the market to buy some groceries. Before I got even half-way home, a guy stormed toward me, pulled what looked like a knife, and chased me around the block while screaming that he'd kill me for sleeping with his wife. Nope, still a 15-year-old virgin here. FML

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It wasn't me!

By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 18:40 - United States - Charleston

Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML

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By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 04/01/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 18:11 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

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By Lisa - 23/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Tupelo

Today, a woman came knocking on my door. Not to sell something or to chat, no. To punch me in the mouth. Apparently, I stole her husband and I'm a homewrecker. We don't have a clue who she is. My husband and I have been married for 5 years, and were high school sweethearts. FML

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A real mess

By huh? - 09/05/2022 00:01

Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML

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By *facefloor* - 24/07/2012 20:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

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toowie_fml 20

Saturday 4 August 2012 5:59

Bitches be crazy..

kidepicfest 0

Saturday 4 August 2012 6:05

Well since you've already been beat up, might as well find the husband and sleep with him.

Comments

xxXJSIZZLEXxx 1

Saturday 4 August 2012 8:35

That's just gives her a reasons to beat a girl

smokebluntzz420 1

Saturday 4 August 2012 9:01

shoulda fought back. she started it.. self defense man

captainburke 5

Saturday 4 August 2012 9:36

She was just a hating bitch

Calyx_fml 21

Saturday 4 August 2012 10:30

Press charges. Everyone should press charges when they are attacked.

tne201992 12

Saturday 4 August 2012 11:28

Lawsuit? I think so!!

fatalwish 6

Saturday 4 August 2012 12:04

i guess you will start carrying a can of pepper spray now? totaly worth it to spray a bitch

deemoe 5

Saturday 4 August 2012 13:10

Sorry to hear u got beat on. Hope u feel better. And ppl op mean (out of pocket) not a name

redhedsaysrawr 18

Saturday 4 August 2012 14:28

Get off the internet... OP Means Original Poster, as in the person who posted this... Out Of Pocket would be OOP anyways... Just... just go...

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 5 August 2012 4:58

*points to nearest EXIT*

daboyluis 2

Saturday 4 August 2012 13:44

Lmfaoooo wow that's something crazy !

rayahbug 3

Saturday 4 August 2012 15:02

Press charges.

erinchick1 7

Saturday 4 August 2012 15:05

You should've defended yourself and then pressed charges for assault! Then while she's sitting in jail go find her husband and let him pop your cherry! At least get some type of satisfaction for the beat down you endured from that crazy bitch who apparently attacks random strangers!