By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
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exzaclee 3

Phone = iPhone iPod = iPhone Girlfriend = iPhone?

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wwincon 6

Should have bought an iPhone 5. Maybe your girlfriend would have stayed for the extra inch.

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ruinerx 1

And you're doing what about this? That's about a $1000 worth of electronics which could land him some legal trouble and you get the last laugh.

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loccsta83 5

Call the cops moron

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CeltHound 14

Grow a spine and get the phone and ipod back!

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yourmofo 6

A desert eagle .50 cal can get the two back, why need the third.

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dustyb555 1

Get your stuff back if you really want it.

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meebeericky 1

How is that even possible?

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shann2u2 5

I'd be pissed about my iPhone and iPad. The girlfriend...find one who isn't a cheating *****. Ur better off. Now he can be her next victim!

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Dixbfloppin 11

Wow, I would be pissed off at him. Tell that ***** and the dickbag to go **** themselves and report your stuff stolen to the police.

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uglycreature 4

At least your girlfriend is replaceable.

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