By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
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exzaclee 3

Phone = iPhone iPod = iPhone Girlfriend = iPhone?

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Dmeister2008 3

Forget the girl just report the phone and iPod stolen or upgrade 2 of them :)

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jaycooter 0

Well you got one back since you are able yo post here!!!!! YDI

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sillyyanks 24

Jesus some people are stupid! Why would he not be able to post on here? The guy didn't steal his laptop/tablet/e-reader/mum, dad and families phones etc and everything else you can post stuff online with!

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aeromachine 7

You think of your girlfriend as a *thing*???

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Call the cops about the first two things. Don't worry about the third. Anyway who would choose someone so shady isn't worth your time.

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bigHomeyTriple6 0

You cant be no punk. whoop that nigas ass

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erinchick1 7

Go kick his ass and at least get your phone and iPod back! He can keep the ****.

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uglycreature 4

I would be pissed if someone stole my phone and my iPod!!!!

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183933 6

Look at how you just prioritized that list of things stolen. You put an iPhone and iPod before your girlfriend. Don't get all bent out of shape when another guy gives your girl the attention, appreciation, and respect she deserves that you should have done in the first place.you deserved it pal! Don't make the same mistake next time.

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Jakespeed207 4

Doesn't sound like she was tricked into being "stolen" so I'd say that bitch deserves to be at the bottom. There's no excuse for that. If you want to be with someone else, just end the relationship you're already in, for Pete's sake! (Not to you OP.)

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