Love: Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend....

By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 191

You deserved it 2 916

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By ROLLY - 03/03/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 542

You deserved it 3 923

By TriangularBanana - 06/05/2016 21:45 - United States - Cypress

Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 086

You deserved it 1 593

iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever

By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 858

You deserved it 3 231

By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 214

You deserved it 8 283

By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 971

You deserved it 2 411

By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 021

You deserved it 4 146

By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

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You deserved it 3 965

Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 008

You deserved it 3 371

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 197

You deserved it 2 869

By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 971

You deserved it 24 828

greenie213 23

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:15

Cheer up! Now you can get an iPhone 5!

exzaclee 3

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:16

Phone = iPhone iPod = iPhone Girlfriend = iPhone?

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Gnicka 2

Monday 1 October 2012 4:38

Man up take your shit back unless ya don't want the girl but don't be a wuss knock his door down or face take back what's yours in a meaningful manner

SweetieForEva 3

Monday 1 October 2012 4:39

Dude u deserved it . U should have kicked his ass and put him in the housepital

iamapimpsofukoff 3

Monday 1 October 2012 4:45

How did you post this?

ninjacow123 6

Monday 1 October 2012 4:58

Man the **** up and get your shit back.

ObeyStudKing 4

Monday 1 October 2012 5:09

Go back, get your belongings and leave the bitch behind (you can always upgrade). Seek revenge and **** his mom. Problem solved

sabrinamarie3 15

Monday 1 October 2012 5:35

You know some pretty heartless people in your life...

RealTalk0 7

Monday 1 October 2012 5:49

I wouldv'e punched him if he stole my phone. Let alone my girlfriend.

green2go 14

Monday 1 October 2012 5:53

You to get three things a gun, some bullets, and alibi

pabst4america 1

Monday 1 October 2012 6:01

**** now you don't have an iPod

Mysterion345 11

Monday 1 October 2012 6:08

Dude that shit sucks. FYL. FYL hard man

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Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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You deserved it 237

Today, I tried reaching out to a brand on Instagram, telling them I'm a rising influencer and would love a free sample of some of their products to review. They replied back with a laughing emoji and "You have 44 followers. Eat shit." Then they posted it on their story, with my name listed. FML

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You deserved it 1 544

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Today, while working at Subway I joked with a customer asking him if he was going to order in Spanish. The women in front of him began yelling about how I was being racist and told my manager that I needed to be fired. The customer I was joking with was my Spanish teacher. FML

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You deserved it 2 910

Today, I went out to a club, hoping to score. I'd read about a trick pickup artists use called "negging" and decided to try it out. As I finished complimenting a girl for being brave enough to have not made much of an effort with her makeup, she slammed her knee between my legs. FML

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You deserved it 53 499

Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 263

You deserved it 156

Today, while on a haunted trail, I accidentally punched a high-schooler in the throat. FML

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You deserved it 4 605

Today, I bought an expensive video game and decided to show it off and post a photo of it on Instagram. When I got home to play it, it rejected my activation key. I then realised it was showing in the Instagram post. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 798

You deserved it 47 837

Today, my father came to my sister's place and yelled at her, "I knew it, you're such a whore!" because she slept with her new boyfriend. He's her first boyfriend in five years, since my father scared her previous boyfriend because of my father's possessive behavior. My sister is 34. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 931

You deserved it 116

Same thing different taste

iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever

Great timing

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