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By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

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You deserved it 2 918

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Same thing different taste

By ROLLY - 03/03/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 546

You deserved it 3 926

By TriangularBanana - 06/05/2016 21:45 - United States - Cypress

Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 091

You deserved it 1 595

iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever

By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 865

You deserved it 3 233

By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 223

You deserved it 8 286

By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 977

You deserved it 2 413

By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 027

You deserved it 4 146

By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 275

You deserved it 3 965

Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 018

You deserved it 3 377

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 205

You deserved it 2 870

By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 975

You deserved it 24 829

greenie213 23

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:15

Cheer up! Now you can get an iPhone 5!

exzaclee 3

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:16

Phone = iPhone iPod = iPhone Girlfriend = iPhone?

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zpa127 1

Monday 1 October 2012 11:22

buy a droid. screw ipods. and she sounds like a horrible girl.

zpa127 1

Monday 1 October 2012 11:28

^and a ****

ramtiwari255 1

Monday 1 October 2012 12:54

You know him, go bring them all back.

willmatrix 6

Monday 1 October 2012 13:12

Only one thing to do-- steal his life!

mexicoman101 6

Monday 1 October 2012 14:11

Looks like you've got some stabbings in order.

lflickin 6

Monday 1 October 2012 14:48

Dude he took a 4th thing he took your dignity

MrEscape 2

Monday 1 October 2012 15:05

My butt-kicking senses are tingling

momo1972 3

Monday 1 October 2012 15:30

Not your phone? He can have the disease ridden *****, but not the phone

juicifer 0

Monday 1 October 2012 16:07

MDK

SuicidalShooter 7

Monday 1 October 2012 17:02

Beat the shit out of that guy

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Great timing

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