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By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 196
You deserved it 2 918
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exzaclee 3

Phone = iPhone iPod = iPhone Girlfriend = iPhone?

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HighasaCloud 46

beat. the. ****. out of him

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BruisedEgoGal917 0

**** her, you can do better sweetie. He's a douche and she's a bitch. Let them be shitheads together.

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SmittyKick 18

Its all good cause now you can get a an iphone 5 and kill 2 birds with one stone, also just get a new girlfriend

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mowmowlife 21

You deserve it for considering your partners as items to be stolen. He might be an improvement to that attitude. Or not, if she's so crass as to traverse partners like that. Either way, you've gotten a break or deserved it.

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Jakespeed207 4

OP, its rather simple. Go to the guy's place (make sure the bitch is there) beat the everlasting crapola out of him, get your phone nd iPod back, look at your ex with disgust, and tell the guy "You can keep her." All badass style, walk out trade both phone nd iPod in or sell them, then get an s3

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legit0817 4

You should've became a Muay Thai expert like me dude! Ge wouldn't have took any of those.

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chevynova1743 4

I agree you're a pussy. STAND UP FOR YOURSELF FOR ONCE! Otherwise you'll be walked all over for the rest of your life by everyone. Change who you are, it'll be for the better.

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mischiimasch 0

Wow what a bully, you should take it all back

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81G_TxGirl 0

#223 all except the hoe. Most people here said exactly what I was thinking. Even if he beats u up, don't let anyone bully u. If ur scared work out, be a man & get ur shit back & sum of his. Get a homegirl to smack that byotch too lol

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