By ash - 25/08/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML
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kickblocker 18

Who needs tampons? Just go with the flow

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j4gerb0mblitz 6

Who needs tampons, bottles work fine too. Well I hope they do...

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BelleBelle_fml 11

Admitting you have a problem is the 1st step towards recovery. But I have a feeling that OP won't be seeking help anytime soon...

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I_See_Purple_Ppl 0

Nope, she will bs to busy bleeding every where. Although most rehabs would provide her with tampons

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

It better have been a big enough bottle to keep you drunk through your whole period.

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n_epic_fail 14

then hung over as hell after. u enjoy your week OP.

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MikalaHart 4

Damn right! That alcohol better have been worth it, cause that's about 5 days of complete mess.... literally

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thatnucca 36

Wait, isn't the southern comfort supposed to bring comfort down south though?

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fogrunner 13

Menstrual cups are safer, greener and save money... Google them :D

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Blueglasscup 18

Hah I knew one of these comments would pop up on this fml.

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TheBigFailer 0

Atleast you don't have the label of crazy alcohol rainbow pig when you go into a bar...

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BelleBelle_fml 11

The ****...?

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TheBigFailer 0

That's what the bartender calls a friend of mine

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kelis_fml 0

You coulda brought cheaper booze and tampons!!

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redoakqtpie 8

It doesn't get much cheaper than SoCo. Maybe McCormick but that's just nasty!

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daybowbow 0

Haven't you heard of Mad Dog? Oh, it gets far cheaper than SoCo.

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mrahhhhh 21

Apparently, Southern Comfort is the liquid panty remover. But OP is on her period. Period minus Tampons minus Panties?! 0_0

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n_epic_fail 14

you're going to wish u opted for the tampons when your liver is a shriveled up ball of nasty... but u know thats just my silly opinion.

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kateheartswaffle 0

Haha! "Shriveled up ball of nasty." That's hilarious.

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n_epic_fail 14

yep, and be sure to return that bloody tampon when your done...

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