By tonirene - 29/07/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML
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To answer all of Qs.. I am a straight girl, no she's not fat. she just couldn't see it therefore it was difficult to apply medicine. I did it because I am a good friend and she told me to put it up on FML lol. turns out it wasn't a spider bite afterall though, she has a staph infection on he ass,

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crazymanda87 0

now all depends if the op is a girl or guy,benifical for him , girl benifical for other men reading this...

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sourgirl101 28

I don't know about many people but I am able to reach my own ass crack. I think she just used that excuse to get you to touch her there. Now kiss the booboo and make it all better.

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floodman360 0

whoops! my finger slipped ;) lol

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KrystalCaliyah 0

thats friend loveeee

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robc32ca 4

I agree with 18. unless she's too big to reach here own ass the it is fyl

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beautikill 4

i just really wana noe how a spider squeezed past her butt cheeks.. did she like hold it open and invite it in?! :-/

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joshwa95 0

bahaha. nice thinking. but doesn't leave a good image in my head |:

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jadeling 0

How uncomfortable...for your friend. :I

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izbjannah 0

Maybe the person got surprise butt secks from the spider ?(;

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EpicGirl11 0

hahaha ahhh suprise butt secks lol

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mycomment 0

it's a girls butt crack, why you complaining ? unless the girl is ugly

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misfit471 0

Hey, fat chicks need love too... But they gotta pay. :P

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