By tonirene - 29/07/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML
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tonirene 0

To answer all of Qs.. I am a straight girl, no she's not fat. she just couldn't see it therefore it was difficult to apply medicine. I did it because I am a good friend and she told me to put it up on FML lol. turns out it wasn't a spider bite afterall though, she has a staph infection on he ass,

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crazymanda87 0

now all depends if the op is a girl or guy,benifical for him , girl benifical for other men reading this...

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joshwa95 0

dammit op, start answering some of these questions... or put more info in ur fml

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beautikill 4

agree! some of these fmls leave me wanting more information!!!

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ymmot_45 0

I find this to be a little fake because un less her arms r only a foot long I think she could reach and for pol that think she couldn't reach how's she Going to wipe her ass. fyl op for having to wipe her ass to.

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britttttaney 0

What a great friend you are. The question is... would they do it for you too?

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damador 0

CORRECTION: You didn't have to you chose to. That wasn't an obligation unless it was your ass.

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Color_my_rainbow 0

FYL, OP. I think it wouldve been better if you put NO **** in front of FML. haha

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ArtOfDesire 7

Grow up. You suck as a friend for bitching about it on FML when your unfortunate friend had their ass eaten by spiders and you had to rub some meds on it. Did you endure the pain or embarrassment? No. So STFU.

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oxoashleeoxo 6

Haha, fuuun! [x

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