By tonirene - 29/07/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML
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To answer all of Qs.. I am a straight girl, no she's not fat. she just couldn't see it therefore it was difficult to apply medicine. I did it because I am a good friend and she told me to put it up on FML lol. turns out it wasn't a spider bite afterall though, she has a staph infection on he ass,

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crazymanda87 0

now all depends if the op is a girl or guy,benifical for him , girl benifical for other men reading this...

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funnii_bunnii 0

just say no.... don't u pay attention in school??

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bcuz 0

it gives them a reason to get her pants off.

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heyitsbrii 0

are you sure that was a spider bitee? XD

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ydur 0

first off this is not a fml. friends do shit for friends that others won't do. I'm sorry op that u had to act like a true friend. but in regards to getting an up date to a fml, is it even possible to have these questions answered?

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ashleytiffany 0

that's what friends are for right??

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BoredMehLife 0

no one said it was a girl lol way if it's a guy to guy :0 man that would suck

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