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By mk - 14/06/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML

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By dramateach11 - 03/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was trying to get drama students to attempt to make themselves cry. I was not having any luck, until suddenly a girl burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. I jumped up to applaud, saying what a wonderful thing it is to have such expressive kids. Turns out her grandma just died. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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By lawdy - 21/05/2017 20:00

Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML

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Compassion

By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 06:47 - United States - Upper Marlboro

Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML

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By Mitch - 19/07/2012 17:36 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML

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By parenting sucks - 01/07/2011 17:42 - United States

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

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Are you kidding me?

By The nice guy finishing last - 27/03/2017 12:00

Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML

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By thammer - 24/03/2012 13:20 - United States - Appleton

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

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A teacher's burden

By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 17:46 - Canada

Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year-old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML

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By Kimel - 22/01/2016 00:11 - France - Vincent

Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

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Tuesday 14 June 2011 11:46

Wait 'til she finds out about Santa.

rachii 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 11:42

Well, was she close to her Grandma? Maybe you need to teach her what her priorities are.

Comments

hottottie 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:39

you lied to her.. WWE is not staged.

anm_anm 0

Friday 17 June 2011 6:56

Did you mom lie to you and tell you you're smart? Wow idiot

qwacktastick 8

Saturday 18 June 2011 3:24

wow you have to be really stupid to think WWE is real...

skittles222 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 5:58

different people react differently to death. i've never cried at a funeral, whereas my sisters are all crying their eyes out. it's not that I'm not sad, I just handle and deal with pain in a different way than them. it's not a bad thing to be dry-eyed at a funeral.

AmeliaBadelia 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 12:56

that tells me she's seen more WWE than her own grandma... maybe those nights she was watching tv she could be spending time with family...

dman47 0

Friday 17 June 2011 3:03

**** youre moms past life

hannahtaskey 9

Friday 17 June 2011 4:47

She goes hard.

Velocity98 2

Friday 17 June 2011 8:08

WWE is staged but Entertaining

laffyxtaffy27 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 11:22

I love WWE(been watching since I was a baby so wwf days) & yes storylines are fake but you can't fake somebody like Cena lifting somebody who's around 700lbs on his shoulders. They've gone PG to make it more family friendly & if anything that's better for little kids who watch, not worse.

qwacktastick 8

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:02

Well of corse they lift each other. But there is no way they weigh 700 pounds.... I don't watch it but what I've seen, I bet the average guy is like 200 or so.

NoKittyMyPotPie 3

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:19

Just because she didn't cry at her grandmother's funeral doesn't mean she doesn't love her.

I_Am_Blacklight 2

Saturday 25 June 2011 5:35

LOL, this reminds me of a different FML I read, which was something like "I went to my grandmother's funeral, and I was trying to be respectful by not making noise, but was still letting tears fall down my face. When we got home my parents got mad at me for not crying at my grandmother's funeral and said I didn't love her."