By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML
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DirtyDiana_fml 0

woah only 1 comment? but idiot is harsh.

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CaliLoveFire 23

well, how olds your son?

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Brad31_fml 21

You don't reckon that calling him an idiot is a bit harsh? He's obviously young and didn't realise what he'd done. Why was he even able to reach it in the first place?

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imhope 23

Well at least he didn't swallow vinegar too

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VixieRattler 9

I guess the main question is, how old is your son? that would be the main reason why he did it, and why you would call him an idiot. Is he your Biological son as well? or was he adopted? This all factors into the situation.

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cwl727 32

How old is he? If he is young than he is really no an idiot he just didn't know any better. If he is a teenager then he is an idiot.

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NamelessFace 22

Seems more like a dumb prank than something he'd want done to himself. Double the stupid, I guess.

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mrg_not_a_dude 18

you are the idiot. its not worth calling poison control. I eat almost a box a day due to a health deficiency. I'm perfectly fine. just let your pediatrician know

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WintersChild 12

You're the idiot for not watching your son.

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firemedic841 11

Jury have him drink some vinegar, he'll be fine...

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ksphinx 15

I don't care how old your kid is or what they did but you should never call them an idiot. That is just being a bad parent.

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