By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML
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DirtyDiana_fml 0

woah only 1 comment? but idiot is harsh.

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McBurgar 0

aw, that's not cool. you don't call your own kid an idiot.

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EvaMG_fml 0

Thats an FML for your son,, dont ever call him an idiot. What kinda parent are you? Maybe he was trying a little bit on himself so that he can funnel it down your throat when your sleeping.

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sammy0002 0

never call ur son and idiot you stupid parent

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happysmartg 5

bitch! don't call your son an idiot!

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ilovefall10 21

oh yeah that's very nice of you to call your own son an ' idiot' after he had to probably get his stomach pumped. you sound like such a nice parent.. *rolls eyes*

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rainbow19 0

why would you call your son an idiot

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