By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML
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DirtyDiana_fml 0

woah only 1 comment? but idiot is harsh.

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dsegui4 0

that's kinda messed up to say ur son is an idiot, if he's a little kid then he doesn't know any better ur the parent ur supposed to be helping him learn and kids reflect their parents

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alexus1994 0

ur an idiot for calling ur son an idiot. ftw volcano in the stomach... vomit up lava. ha! LOL

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droplets 0

#206, you are absolutely right. The OP was talking about the idiot action, nit saying that her son is a full-time moron. People need to grow a thicker skin: everyone gets offended so easily. Grow a pair and be a man about it...kids do idiot things, and as a parent, it's your job to teach them to be decent people, not attention-*****, self-centered sociopaths like so many people are turning out to be. Parents that tell themselves and their kids that they can do no wrong, and that their shit doesn't stink are just producers, not parents.

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Skimbap 0

316 If op was talking about her kids idiot action, she would have said: "my son did the stupid thing..." By stating her "Idiot Son" she was implying that her son was stupid and was seemed quite angry at him. By saying that people don't have "thick skin" because of this fml, what you're basically implying that if some one were to punch you in the face, and you'd get angry/offended by it, you're just an attention-*****, or sociopath.

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brianjman14 22

it's not nice to call your son an idiot.

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Hollister1995 0

your idiot son??...ahh what a loving parent.

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Stand_Up 0

Why the hell would you call your own child an idiot? Bad parenting </3 the child must be young. Jee

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