By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML
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DirtyDiana_fml 0

woah only 1 comment? but idiot is harsh.

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whocaresfylfml 0

ok don't call your son an idiot. kids do that.

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luckycharm143 5

dont be so harsh. u dont need to call ur son an idiot. & anyways hes prob around 4-8 so its not like he would know any better.

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helloimjoshlol 0

ummm calling your son an idiot is not appropriate/nice :/

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tappm98 22

wow this shows how much of a Bitch you are for calling your son an idiot..the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

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boycrazy30007 12

How old is he. Cause from the word "tummy" I assume under 11. Which means ur kinda a bitch to call a kid an idiot.

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sunflower150 4

Because you're cruel and abusive enough to call your son an "idiot", perhaps he was ingesting that Baking Soda in a subconscious suicide attempt to escape the cruelty and emotional/verbal abuse you probably regularly subject him to. Ever thought about that? Idiot.

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mahkala10 0

I like how you call your son a idiot. not.

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thatismahogany 0

your son didn't understand what it was, it's not his fault. and you don't call your kid idiot. so YDI big time.

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dannysalazar1221 0

If you were a better parent that wouldn't have happened you're the idiot here

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alissatastic 8

That wouldn't work, he didn't even drink vinegar. :p Jk kids will be kids

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