Health: Today, I had to calm my hallucinating mom after she accidentally...

By D - 03/09/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I had to calm my hallucinating mom after she accidentally overdosed on one of her pills, then spend ages trying to protect her from the "monkey" on the wall. FML

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By quietdown - 30/05/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I began to choke on a large pill while my mom was in the room. Hoping that she would help me, I began to make a lot of noise. After she completely ignored me, I threw my body over a chair, saving my life. At this point my mother asks me to shut up because she can't hear her friend. FML

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By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 18:33 - Sweden

Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML

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Recipe for disaster

By ApparentlyATerribleDaughter - 12/08/2018 15:00

Today, while I took my dog out, my mother began to cook, took a Xanax, locked the doors, and passed out. When I managed to get in, I called the paramedics because she was in the smoke for at least an hour. When she became conscious, she blamed me for everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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Off his **** on placebos

By being this dumb should hurt - 17/03/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, I had to stop my son from climbing out the window, slithering on the stairs like a snake, and attempting to call 911 to help bring him down from his “bad trip”. What caused all this? His older brother convinced him the dried mushrooms in the kitchen were ‘shrooms and the idiot beloved him. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By ughh - 22/11/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2015 15:40 - Canada - Port-menier

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML

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Nutso

By space_cadet90818 - 08/03/2010 00:16 - United States

Today, I woke up with one of the worst migraines I've had in months. My mother (who thinks I'm a hypochondriac) began to scream at me about "making up an illness". When I asked for my meds, she called me an addict, and dumped my $300 prescription down the sink. FML

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ArielTheMermaid 17

Wednesday 4 September 2013 0:01

Tell her to quit monkeying around

arroberts 10

Tuesday 3 September 2013 23:59

Well, she seems like she's having a good time.

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tatertot1985 14

Wednesday 4 September 2013 8:46

Good to know mom can unwind, but a monkey that's new

JohnTheLad 13

Wednesday 4 September 2013 11:17

Hope you got those bananas handy....

anmolm97 12

Wednesday 4 September 2013 16:33

Better not give her credit cards or cash....:p

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 4 September 2013 23:34

Mo-om! Come take your hallucination pill! Dr. ... Dre ... says it'll clear your chronic... asthma?

JoseIsAdork 31

Thursday 5 September 2013 0:37

hope your mother is OK, op! hope a doctor or someone was contacted to be sure she is doing alright!!

foxfur 25

Thursday 5 September 2013 2:23

Had to do that with my Dad when He did the same exact thing just about. Cept with him it was more so he was extremely loopy and a borderline danger to himself.