Miscellaneous: Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's...

By bethanygirl - 29/10/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's October. FML

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You deserved it 5 051

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By JD300 - 22/12/2009 12:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally got my wish of having snow on my birthday. Excited, I failed to realise this meant that no one could come to my party, including myself as we were all snowed out of town. What did I spend my 18th doing? Tidying our house. FML

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You deserved it 3 934

Alone

By LonelyStranger - 02/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, I was really excited to go to a party because I need to make more friends. Too bad a snowstorm hit right before I was going to leave, now I'm alone with no power. FML

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You deserved it 218

By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 22:41 - United States

Today, my school's ski trip got canceled, because "All the snow makes the roads unsafe." We can't go skiing because it's snowing. FML

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You deserved it 3 319

By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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You deserved it 2 921

Paaaaaaarty!

By Boyufd - 16/08/2019 22:00

Today, it's my birthday. I'd planned an outside party in my backyard, and I'd invited all of my friends. Only 2 of them showed up. It also rained today, even though it wasn't supposed to. FML

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You deserved it 196

By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 3 143

By Sam - 15/07/2013 05:14 - United States - Elmhurst

Today, I had to turn down an invitation to one of my best friend's birthday party because I had been scheduled to work. Little did I know that my job on that day would be setting up the tents, tables, and chairs for that very birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 4 461

By j. farmer-smith - 09/02/2018 23:00 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML

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You deserved it 3 356

Oh well, maybe next… year?

By Suzi_d16 - 20/04/2020 23:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Unfortunately, it was cancelled because of the coronavirus. FML

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You deserved it 284

By jacky tu - 16/10/2010 03:06 - United States

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 7 690

Jayrs93 11

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:27

I don't have snow and I live in Canada

CompettiveCheer 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:44

I didnt know you couldn't have a birthday party with snow..

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alex6946 10

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:16

No snow for us in Texas .___.

inloveee 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:20

I know exactly how you feel.

stuart169 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:22

Wtf is this?! Not even a legit fml. Who has birthday parties anyways? Just go get wasted/high as ****!

Mizz_Sp0iled 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:24

If you live in the tri-state area you and your friends should be used too the weather, they just didnt want to be around you..FYL x 10

arlekin21 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:25

I think we know what month it is

nikki_lae 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:31

The sad thing is that it hasn't even snowed where I live yet, and I live in Canada

xRockstar816x 2

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:39

I wish it snowed here...

SammiBabey9 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:43

Haaa Neww Yawwwk Suckss Ass. I Know

lief835 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:43

You obviously don't live in Canada

sonyalylia 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:53

same here in ri i hate new england

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Today, my long-term boyfriend took me to my favorite restaurant. After the main course, he knelt down and finally proposed to me. I was so happy, I almost cried. Until an old woman came over and said I was way too old for him. I'm three years younger than my fiancé. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a quickie in the car. We had left a window open so it wasn't too hot, and I was holding onto the edge of the window, fingers hanging over. In the midst of it all, my boyfriend managed to close the window by hitting the button. My finger is broken. FML

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Today, I gave my girlfriend a new TV as a 10th anniversary present. She gave me a torch on a keyring. FML

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Today, my boss confirmed he is a micro-managing asshole. We walked into the office together and I turned on the lights. He switched them off and switched them on again, just to make sure that I did it right. FML

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Today, I realised it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I also realised taking a dump is more satisfying. FML

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Today, I called my sister and asked if she could watch my baby while I went to the store for desperately needed groceries and supplies. She refused, despite the fact that she's randomly dropped off her three rambunctious boys more times than I could count so she could go clubbing. FML

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Today, my hamster went missing. I walked down the stairs into my basement, to find my hamster's head on the stairs, and its body in my cat's mouth. FML

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Paaaaaaarty!

Oh well, maybe next… year?

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