Miscellaneous: Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's...

By bethanygirl - 29/10/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's October. FML

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You deserved it 5 053

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By JD300 - 22/12/2009 12:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally got my wish of having snow on my birthday. Excited, I failed to realise this meant that no one could come to my party, including myself as we were all snowed out of town. What did I spend my 18th doing? Tidying our house. FML

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You deserved it 3 938

Alone

By LonelyStranger - 02/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, I was really excited to go to a party because I need to make more friends. Too bad a snowstorm hit right before I was going to leave, now I'm alone with no power. FML

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You deserved it 220

By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 22:41 - United States

Today, my school's ski trip got canceled, because "All the snow makes the roads unsafe." We can't go skiing because it's snowing. FML

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You deserved it 3 320

By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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You deserved it 2 921

Paaaaaaarty!

By Boyufd - 16/08/2019 22:00

Today, it's my birthday. I'd planned an outside party in my backyard, and I'd invited all of my friends. Only 2 of them showed up. It also rained today, even though it wasn't supposed to. FML

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You deserved it 200

By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 3 144

By Sam - 15/07/2013 05:14 - United States - Elmhurst

Today, I had to turn down an invitation to one of my best friend's birthday party because I had been scheduled to work. Little did I know that my job on that day would be setting up the tents, tables, and chairs for that very birthday party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 893

You deserved it 4 462

By j. farmer-smith - 09/02/2018 23:00 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 127

You deserved it 3 359

Oh well, maybe next… year?

By Suzi_d16 - 20/04/2020 23:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Unfortunately, it was cancelled because of the coronavirus. FML

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You deserved it 303

By jacky tu - 16/10/2010 03:06 - United States

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 7 690

Jayrs93 11

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:27

I don't have snow and I live in Canada

CompettiveCheer 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:44

I didnt know you couldn't have a birthday party with snow..

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alex6946 10

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:16

No snow for us in Texas .___.

inloveee 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:20

I know exactly how you feel.

stuart169 3

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:22

Wtf is this?! Not even a legit fml. Who has birthday parties anyways? Just go get wasted/high as ****!

Mizz_Sp0iled 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:24

If you live in the tri-state area you and your friends should be used too the weather, they just didnt want to be around you..FYL x 10

arlekin21 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:25

I think we know what month it is

nikki_lae 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:31

The sad thing is that it hasn't even snowed where I live yet, and I live in Canada

xRockstar816x 2

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:39

I wish it snowed here...

SammiBabey9 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:43

Haaa Neww Yawwwk Suckss Ass. I Know

lief835 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:43

You obviously don't live in Canada

sonyalylia 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 6:53

same here in ri i hate new england

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Paaaaaaarty!

Oh well, maybe next… year?

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