By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 12:54 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to catch a coach to London at 4 in the morning. I was late so I had to take any free seat, so sat down next to a seemingly sweet old man. Within ten minutes, the sweet old man was trying to kiss me and trying to pull me on top of him. Nobody said anything. The journey was 4 hours long. FML
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jts2 3

Should've reported him to someone or something. (I have no idea how things like this would be handled, I don't fly.) But yeah, that sucks. :/

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fxdxhk90 0

Did he repeat the phrase "me scuzzy, me scuzi" over again? Seriously though, it would have been appropriate to sock him in the skull, people that do things like this are just asking for an ass kicking, you should have provided it.

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youlose_ 0

reminds me of the eurotrip train scene lol that sucks though, you shouldve made a yelling scene to make sure people would notice it

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aback 4

He thought you were pretty sweet, too.

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idk123abc 0

well youre just an idiot for staying there and not getting up! you wanted it.

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kukopia 0

Exactly TRUE!! OP is a douche for taking it for 4 hours. No one said anything, starting with her. She didn't say it was the last empty seat. So she might have had options. And then she whines here for sympathy... total douche. Get use to being taken advantage of missy. Your karma is douched. MEH!!!!!!

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rawr_ily96 24

From what I read, there were probably no other seats.

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lolwatlol 0

I was totally expecting to read "Japan" in OP's location

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Luky_fml 0

was this after you read the word "london" in the first sentence?

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mozchick 0

it was a joke, meaning that it's the kind of thing that you'd think only happens in japan. way to kill it.

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aerosenna 0

people now days don't have a sense of humor.. I Noe wad u mean man.. so true ahahaha

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3yellowzebras 19

#60 coach is actually a more formal bus with all seats facing forwards and more comfy, like a greyhound, not a train

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kaelendra 0

I checked the fyl but really tell the driver yell bloody murder something.... if the driver doesn't make someone like that stop or kick him off report him to his supe.

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LittleMissNoGood 0

You should have called for services, you know how old ppl are.

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fxdxhk90 0

Did he repeat the phrase "me scuzzy, me scuzi" over again? Seriously though, it would have been appropriate to sock him in the skull, people that do things like this are just asking for an ass kicking, you should have provided it.

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greeneye_fml 12

I wouldn't care if he was old, I'd punch him in the face.

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cani_fml 0

4 hours? really?? I hope it was just the first 10 minutes & then 3 hours and 50 mins of akwardness.. otherwise.. who gets grabbed for 4 hours without switching seats/standing!/complaining to the driver/switching buses/yelling at the man to stop ...??

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