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By ShylaMarie - 14/02/2012 22:29 - Canada

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

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By Doggy... - 10/11/2011 05:56 - Australia

Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML

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Bad doggo!

By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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Run run run!

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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Foul

By Embarrassed - 20/01/2023 18:00

Today, I rushed home, barged into the bathroom, and released the biggest, most foul mudmonkeys ever, complete with noises. I came out and my brother and his hot friends, including the one I have a crush on, were all laughing. My brother told me, “Don’t forget to Lysol spray.' FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

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By nekkidness - 21/11/2012 21:06 - United States - Carthage

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

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Locked out

By ClumsyKatey - 02/07/2017 22:00

Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML

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By day001313 - 07/04/2012 04:32 - United States - Albany

Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML

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Chase me!

By Anonymous - 29/01/2023 00:30

Today, my son decided to run around a supermarket in his underwear, leaving me to chase after him. FML

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By chi-huaHUA - 04/12/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

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DontClickOnMe 28

Wednesday 15 February 2012 9:01

I love the image in my head. How hilarious!

abbyhoneywaffles 11

Wednesday 15 February 2012 9:09

Wiener time is my favourite time!

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mojjo21 4

Monday 20 February 2012 2:04

Hahaha! ;) IT'S WEINER TIME ;)

alissaa16 0

Monday 20 February 2012 18:35

Lol my nephew does that

naulty 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 7:55

Awesome

ironman_101 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 17:47

i have a sister that does that...

SexySunter87 0

Monday 27 February 2012 4:46

hahahaha thats freaking hilarious

bluecheese80 1

Tuesday 6 March 2012 1:35

That must be so sad for you.

Jon15805 7

Thursday 24 January 2013 17:44

Hey at least he's being straight forward unlike most guys lol

redblueflame 23

Wednesday 20 November 2013 20:13

Lmao, that's so funny! How old are your brothers? I hope your friend didn't get offended and juSt laughed it off

KingreX32 21

Sunday 15 December 2013 2:48

LOLOLOLOL Thats going to be my catch phrase.

Trevan13 7

Tuesday 15 April 2014 6:53

Hopefully your friend doesn't have to go to therapy after that

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