Work: Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote...

By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 04:59 - Canada

Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2019 20:00

Today, one of the customers at work shat all down the side of the toilet and on the floor. They didn’t even try to make it in the bowl. Guess who had to clean it up. FML

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By tishihish - 12/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML

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By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML

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By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2018 01:30

Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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Saturday 11 December 2010 11:46

That's the spirit :)

gizz104 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 12:20

Today, I worked very hard to create a beautiful master piece in the bathroom to spead holiday cheer to those who pass by. I pushed myself to my mental and physical limits making sure it was perfect. A few minutes later I returned and some asshole had removed it. FML

Comments

anma_fml 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 21:28

happened to me at school... but I didn't have to clean it

rakethewidower 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 23:58

How do you know it was their own shit?

Justyce_fml 0

Monday 13 December 2010 5:16

that sux hardcore

fester420 2

Monday 13 December 2010 13:48

how do you clean duties?

travis1980___ 0

Monday 13 December 2010 18:03

Festive feces.

justbigbs 6

Wednesday 15 December 2010 4:23

I don't know which one is worst, playing with shit or cleaning up shit, and who the F@#$2 writes in shit???? I would die if it was caught on camera I would post pics of that in the entire building just to humiliate that person. If you actually cleaned that, kudos to you man, not many people would do that, honestly I think I would walk out. Some people take pride in what they do, some people take pride to share misery

wriptidez 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 15:08

can u say mental problems im sooo sorry

l3gz169 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 3:46

and i thought it was bad when ppl at my job just so happen to miss the inside of the toilet and go on the floor next to it...even then i refuse to clean it so that's exactly what i would've have done in this shituation...