By ak_6694 - 02/04/2013 13:34 - Australia - Lane Cove

Today, I had to clean up the urine puddle left by one of the regulars who plays the poker slot machines at the bar where I work. Rather than reserve the machine to go to the bathroom, she literally sits in her own piss to mark her territory. This happens about every second day. FML
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ak_6694 16

Would love to ban her, but she puts into a machine in an hour what I earn behind the bar in 8, so they won't ban her anytime soon. And they don't have to pay the machine wages or anything; it's a little depressing to know the welfare and common hygiene of my workplace is second to gambling revenue. -OP

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mmoroney9 5

Well hey, thats the mystical land of the wild drunk.

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need2sleep 15

How about making her an 'Out of Order' sign that she can put on the machine when she needs to get up and stretch her legs, or use the rest room. Tell her it's a VIP sign make it all pretty and present it as if she won it, maybe give her incentive to get up? Or move her favorite machine to a bathroom stall where the toilet is her seat!

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Stefanie88 24

That's not such a bad idea, better than cleaning up piss.

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bgdkmcgee 10

You MUST be able to refuse service, right?

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stevothedevo 25

What a filthy hag!! Doesn't she have any shame or self respect??

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AliciaMeow 12

Well, don't work in a casino then. haha I heard that a lot of gamblers will do that so they don't have to leave the machine.

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duuuh1 11

I worked at a casino for 3 years (started off cleaning crew, that was awesome) and it's a pretty common thing. A lot of players just wear diapers, but I've had to ask quite a few people to go home and change.

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