By ak_6694 - 02/04/2013 13:34 - Australia - Lane Cove

Today, I had to clean up the urine puddle left by one of the regulars who plays the poker slot machines at the bar where I work. Rather than reserve the machine to go to the bathroom, she literally sits in her own piss to mark her territory. This happens about every second day. FML
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Would love to ban her, but she puts into a machine in an hour what I earn behind the bar in 8, so they won't ban her anytime soon. And they don't have to pay the machine wages or anything; it's a little depressing to know the welfare and common hygiene of my workplace is second to gambling revenue. -OP

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I'd be pretty pissed off... On an unrelated note, I'll be in the trunk of my car, waiting for someone to put a brick on the accelerator as it goes over a cliff...

edmondk85 4

Maybe you should try kicking her out.

...ban her. Call the cops. That's disgusting.

mark her territory!? is she a dog? i would bring a leash by, along with a bowl of water and tell her addicted crazy ass that she can play on the floor like an animal until she can behave like a normal human being: that, or kick her disgusting ass out. every business should have the right to refuse service, especially to someone pissing all over their property. honestly, you could not pay be enough to clean up human waste.

#57, you m'lady, have given me some great material for the day I quit in a rampant firestorm of emotion! -OP

Thr33to16 8

Pour a bucket of piss on her to save her the time.

Lol leave some depends on that seat for her to use!

No peeing yourself policy....? I think that would fix the problem

Gambling become a problem for this woman? Disgusting.

Megan639 16

I'm pretty sure that's a psychological disorder...