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By jts - 20/02/2016 09:55 - United States - Asheville

Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML

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By mydaughterisdisturbed - 12/08/2013 00:58 - United States - Huntingburg

Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML

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By blueheron93 - 13/11/2010 14:25 - Germany

Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2020 17:02

Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 17:44 - Netherlands - Haarlem

Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML

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By lawdy - 21/05/2017 20:00

Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2013 07:17 - United States - San Pablo

Today, my fifteen year-old son decided to tell his little five year-old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML

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By Cherie - 07/12/2010 18:25 - United States

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

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By Misty3242 - 06/02/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

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By Holidayruined - 26/12/2021 10:59

Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML

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gracehi 31

Sunday 21 February 2016 0:21

So does that mean I'm not going to turn into a man on my 30th birthday? So why do I have this mustache, then?

Hunter_the_Ninja 22

Sunday 21 February 2016 0:25

Maybe you shouldn't be concerned at all because he is just happy with his gender and doesn't want to change. Also, having a penis is so much fun! Who'd want to lose that?

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Tripartita 44

Sunday 21 February 2016 0:39

That's /so/ much better than my familial condition: once we hit middle age, we turn into porcelain dolls. I have the previous five generations of my family on a shelf in my room. Their vacant eyes watch me as I sleep. It's pretty dumb and creepy, but I try to take some amount of pride in my heritage. Like family reunions are a breeze, and I'm pretty sure we're somewhat immortal.

91hayek 31

Sunday 21 February 2016 0:52

At least you aren't Russian dolls. Then ultimately your fate would be to have five generations inside you.

gracehi 31

Sunday 21 February 2016 0:56

Well thanks for giving my nightmares some new material, guy.

Tripartita 44

Sunday 21 February 2016 1:03

Actually, #15, I'm dating someone who will turn into Russian nesting dolls, and I'm offended by the insinuation that they are in any way inferior. #17, I'm here to help, gal. :)

Sansational_ 18

Sunday 21 February 2016 5:45

#20 Unfortunately you can't take her lineage. Then you'd always be inside her! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Straya_chick 8

Monday 22 February 2016 15:06

#56 I think that would be sansational ;)

EnJey0 19

Sunday 21 February 2016 0:45

Why would you be disappointed in a 6 year old? You raise them to trust family, so when his big sister tells him something, he thinks is true. Plus it was just a harmless joke that wasn't taken well.

hamusta 13

Sunday 21 February 2016 1:18

Maybe you should be disappointed with yourself for raising a boy to see it as some kind of horrible punishment to become a girl.

bella_nana347 23

Sunday 21 February 2016 2:37

I don't think he thinks of it as a punishment. He's only six and it would seem terrifying to suddenly become a whole different gender. You can't interpret that from a six year-old.

ragnardbard 2

Sunday 21 February 2016 9:20

So boys are all supposed to aspire to achieving womanhood someday? Nutty feminism somewhat? Why must he be trained to prepare for gender reassignment? Maybe he likes being a boy...

gracehi 31

Sunday 21 February 2016 13:23

Yeah, how dare he like the body he was given. Seriously, what an asshole.

sousaphonist 14

Sunday 21 February 2016 1:31

My cousin was convinced of the opposite (girls grow up into boys) when she was younger

DoomSkuller 28

Saturday 27 February 2016 22:01

I've known of a few who thought that as well.. myself as a kid included

flv88 14

Sunday 21 February 2016 1:32

My 7yo fully believed that boys eventually lost their penises and that's how girls were made. Then his sister was born. He's coming to terms with the fact that his brother won't magically turn into a sister.

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 21 February 2016 23:12

Um... Did someone get confused about umbilical cords?

flv88 14

Monday 22 February 2016 0:47

Haha I wish that was the case. He wanted a sister instead of a brother. So he convinced himself that his brother's penis would eventually fall off and he would become a girl.

bella_nana347 23

Sunday 21 February 2016 2:08

Wait, why would you be disappointed in your son?

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 21 February 2016 2:12

Not sure who you're more disappointed in? Your son is only six, for pete's sake. Of course he's going to believe it; small children are pretty gullible. That's no reason to be disappointed in him...

kowsee 22

Sunday 21 February 2016 2:12

Haha that's cute though :)

tomtoms23 5

Sunday 21 February 2016 2:50

Be disappointed in your son. Your daughter is awesome for coming up with this.

anonymouspersonm 6

Sunday 21 February 2016 3:24

In psych class we learned that children of either gender can think that they will turn into the the other gender if they wear the clothes of the other gender. This is not far from that. I have also seen it when I worked with young kids. Do not be disappointed in your son.