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By StillnothowIimaginedmydaygoing - 14/10/2015 16:22 - United States - Radcliff

Today, my boyfriend found out that male goats will stick their tongues out, snort, and garble at female goats in heat. Now he's doing it to me at all manner of times, sound effects and all. I now know why goats ram their heads into things repeatedly. FML

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michaelaranda 28

Thursday 15 October 2015 7:12

Goat luck trying to get him to stop kidding around.

auest 15

Thursday 15 October 2015 7:11

Find some other obscure creature like that, and simply do it back. Eventually he will stop if you make it embarrassing enough. Either way, FYL OP

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auest 15

Thursday 15 October 2015 7:11

Find some other obscure creature like that, and simply do it back. Eventually he will stop if you make it embarrassing enough. Either way, FYL OP

dyoy_87 21

Thursday 15 October 2015 9:25

Possibly the cassowary (if you don't know what it is look it up on YouTube)

MeltedMango 8

Thursday 15 October 2015 9:40

Or he can just go along with it and keep doing his goat sounds even more so both OP and he look ridiculous in public.

Shadowvoid 33

Thursday 15 October 2015 16:56

Well come animals taste the urine of the females (giraffes are one) to check if they are in heat. So OP should make him do that. Embarrassing enough for you?