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By beekeke45 - 25/06/2011 13:39 - United States

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

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Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML

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Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML

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Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML

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By uselessdad - 07/09/2010 23:48 - Singapore

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

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By Ben - 18/06/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2022 09:00

Today, I got an X-ray and the nurse happened to mention the old break in my leg. Mom always said it was my twin brother who'd broken his leg. Can you see where this is going? I have now confirmed that at some point mom mixed me and my brother up, so we’ve being using each other’s names for 35 years FML

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By Twinner - 20/10/2009 19:03 - Canada

Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2024 23:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, I found out that my parents have been lying about my birthday. Now it makes sense how they "lost the birth certificate" or how many photos of me as a baby are dated before I was actually supposed to be born, because "the camera must've glitched, we must've confused the date we wrote in the back of that card." FML

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jshsmith1995 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 19:48

how would finding their birth certificates help distinguish their names?

sourkrout94 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 19:47

hahah way to go..

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ipwnlosers 4

Sunday 26 June 2011 9:34

Am i the only one who got kind of scared after reading I had to dig up my twin boys..."?

alohajho 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 9:52

lol i thought i was the only one who caught that... that did sound really weird!

alohajho 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 9:50

woww!!! good job! (being sarcastic) smh

jellybelliez 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 10:02

can't wait to hear what happens when you tell them 8 more years later

emdee_7 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 10:14

Lol! "So the funny thing is....."

massivelyskilled 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 10:18

Obviously fake, a parent would ******* know. If this is real, YOU FAIL AT LIFE!

elacap 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 10:32

that sounds like an ep from Zack and Cody but urs end sadder and sucks for ur kids to have a mother like u

ryno101 3

Sunday 26 June 2011 12:10

just swap birth certificates...problem solved...

ryanmm2011 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 12:44

damn that's ****** up. now what are you gonna do? smh

JiggyBoo123 11

Sunday 26 June 2011 12:48

OMFG WTF. I am SO GLAD that I wasn't a twin.

jusbav 2

Sunday 26 June 2011 15:10

could they have been a boy and girl and the names unisex?

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