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By beekeke45 - 25/06/2011 13:39 - United States

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

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Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML

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Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML

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Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML

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By uselessdad - 07/09/2010 23:48 - Singapore

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

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By Ben - 18/06/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2022 09:00

Today, I got an X-ray and the nurse happened to mention the old break in my leg. Mom always said it was my twin brother who'd broken his leg. Can you see where this is going? I have now confirmed that at some point mom mixed me and my brother up, so we’ve being using each other’s names for 35 years FML

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By Twinner - 20/10/2009 19:03 - Canada

Today, I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at my twin brother for getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says "It's not mine." Confused, I look at the ticket and see my name. He used my license. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2024 23:00 - United States - St Louis

Today, I found out that my parents have been lying about my birthday. Now it makes sense how they "lost the birth certificate" or how many photos of me as a baby are dated before I was actually supposed to be born, because "the camera must've glitched, we must've confused the date we wrote in the back of that card." FML

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jshsmith1995 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 19:48

how would finding their birth certificates help distinguish their names?

sourkrout94 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 19:47

hahah way to go..

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daisydumbdog 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 15:58

wouldn't you know from school?

Thrasher91 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:06

#1 Parent

jtipping 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 16:32

I agree, how do the birth certificates help with who is who?

EmilyFelton98 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:19

Those Boys Don't Know Who They Are....

gingerkid19 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 17:40

I don't see why it matters, I mean they both a used to the others name, and it's your fault, you probably dressed them identically their whole life.

shrdlu 28

Sunday 26 June 2011 18:31

Well, what has everybody else been calling each of them? Their father, doctors, teachers, etc.

luvlylayd 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 19:00

wow..... your a horrible parent!

streborkcim 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 20:16

how did you figure that out? if they're identical it wouldn't make a difference.

tstevenson 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 20:34

it a horrible parent!

bigbirdy013 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 20:37

what are u gonna do now?

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