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By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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By AllergicToRosesAndSingle - 15/02/2018 01:30

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with origami roses, as I am highly allergic to real ones. Her response? To scream at me and slam the door in my face. FML

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By onlyolivia - 05/10/2016 14:43 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my boss why the flowers I got her for her birthday the other day were in the conference room and not her office. She told me she was allergic to them and she had such a bad reaction that it made her go home early. I made my boss sick on her birthday. FML

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By Dj sMoZ! - 15/02/2011 15:30

Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 06:44 - United States

Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML

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By rinakitty94 - 29/06/2015 17:30 - United States - Sunset

Today, my fiancé heard I was having a rotten day at work. He stopped by the flower shop and bought me a lovely rose which I put right next to my work station. That is until a giant wasp flew out and stung me. I still have a swollen arm hours later. FML

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By ken - 03/12/2018 15:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a festival. The very first thing we saw when we got there was a guy being wheeled away by paramedics. She freaked out and demanded we leave. FML

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By rhunter17 - 06/04/2015 19:38

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

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By verycherryfucked - 28/04/2013 22:10 - United States - Bronx

Today, I had to go to the hospital for an allergic reaction. Turns out, I'm highly allergic to cherry blossoms. My wife and I just bought a house and moved into a new neighborhood. Almost every block in this neighborhood, including my own, has rows and rows of cherry blossom trees. FML

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By Liam - 06/05/2021 02:01

Today, my girl called me a "brainless, insensitive prick" Why? Because I wanted to surprise her with flowers since she’s been on vacation for 3 weeks and I hadn’t seen her. She was badly sunburned. I’d bought sunflowers. FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 27 December 2011 1:59

I'm sure it was an orchid situation, but at least you rose to the occasion and didn't stay mum or lily-livered when you bought them. The good news is that she'll definitely forget-you-not. In a few daisies, thistle blow over, she will kiss your tulips, and all will be forgiven.

haw008 14

Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:41

That's bittersweet. Did she at least enjoy them before she began having a reaction?

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xoxPatrina 8

Tuesday 27 December 2011 5:33

Try chocolates next time! But find out if she's allergic to chocolate first....

Cody_Maverak 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 5:38

Now you know.

amishfury 9

Tuesday 27 December 2011 5:39

well its the thought that counts

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 27 December 2011 6:03

not your fault. you didn't know she was allergic. she should've told you.

screamo_neve 12

Wednesday 28 December 2011 5:25

Like I said, maybe the girlfriend herself didn't even know she was allergic to those specific flowers.

chels1994 11

Tuesday 27 December 2011 6:07

well it wasn't your fault but hey, I hope she gets better

marissamay25 3

Tuesday 27 December 2011 6:08

Awh at least you were thoughtful and got her flowers. That's sweet of a boyfriend to think of.

summinay 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 8:43

You'll know next time. I'm sure she won't hold it against you.

screamo_neve 12

Tuesday 27 December 2011 20:26

Let's hope she's not one of those bitches that holds grudges or tries to get him back.

leeshyleeshy 6

Tuesday 27 December 2011 8:51

Well....at least you didn't leave her and not take her to the hospital..

sourkey 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:26

This was the first time giving her flowers?

heyred 11

Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:27

Did you know? At least you can cross one expensive gift item off your list.

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