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By travelsickness - 10/08/2010 13:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to endure a long drive from Poland to England. We weren't allowed to open our windows. My mum threw up. Twice. FML

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By epicfailureismyl - 05/04/2018 15:00

Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML

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By Socarates - 18/02/2011 21:07 - Ireland

Today, I drove over 200km from Dublin to Galway, with a broken window. It rained for most of the journey. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 00:59

Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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By justmyluck - 12/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML

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By Holding - 24/08/2013 05:21 - United States - Staunton

Today, my boyfriend and I are on our way back from vacation. It will be an eight hour drive. It just so happens I got food poisoning the night before we left, and there's roadwork everywhere. We're at a dead halt with no signs of moving. FML

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By Ohhh the pain - 28/04/2019 04:00

Today, after a night of vomiting and diarrhoea, my family forced me to our beach house for the night. I packed my bag and my mum said she put my bag in the car. We get there where we realise she forgot to put my bag in the car. Not a big deal I thought. 5 minutes later I shit and vomited myself. FML

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By Rodi - 11/07/2024 14:00 - Netherlands - Ugchelen

Today, after we drove to France to go to a jazz festival, we'd arrived in the evening after a 600 km drive, and my wife made a misstep and broke her ankle. The next day we drove back home. After the first toll booth, the electric car window would no longer go up, so we drove with the window open for the remaining 500 km. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 20:23 - Russian Federation

Today, the two and a half hours it took our poorly air conditioned taxi to go 20 miles in stop-and-go traffic was highlighted by our son projectile vomiting all over my wife, a suitcase, and the car. It ended with me having to pay both for the ride, as well as for cleaning the inside of the taxi. FML

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By taylor_eileen - 26/12/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML

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KayleeFrye 39

Wednesday 11 August 2010 2:13

There is one reason I bothered to read the comments on this post. I wanted to see how many people made dumbass comments about how you can't drive to England because it's on an island. Thank you for entertaining me with your cluelessness!

ArtIsResistance7 1

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:15

That's horrible! You should have gotten one of those little pine-tree air fresheners and stuck in on your nose!

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dmipotc 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:58

you had to drive from Poland to England and weren't allowed to open the windows? I smell illegal immigrants!

LeeShackleton 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 21:15

lmao smelly *****

mikehaddad 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:58

how cum u couldn't open windows

imMuSICK 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 20:01

why couldn't you open the windows? ... regardless that sucks

zombiekitten87 12

Tuesday 10 August 2010 20:04

in your magical land and water car?

JINJANINJA 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 23:01

lol another one who doesn't know about the magical channel tunnel that takes cars

kingtuna 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 20:06

She was serving lunch, with desert! Be gratefull!

Barrientos432 5

Tuesday 10 August 2010 20:19

Maybe they would've allowed you to open the windows if she threw up one more time. Third times the charm right?

perdix 29

Tuesday 10 August 2010 20:25

At least you'll have the smell of Poland with you when you get into Western Europe. Homesick, carsick? What's the difference?!

Flipflops4ever 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 20:32

YDI for being too cheap to buy motion sickness medication

Jodie Zawadzka 11

Monday 27 February 2017 5:59

lol you serious right now?

tchaikovsky93 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 20:33

I would KILL everybody then die

lol2034 2

Tuesday 10 August 2010 20:34

break a window... that's a good excuse ;) your welcome

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