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By travelsickness - 10/08/2010 13:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to endure a long drive from Poland to England. We weren't allowed to open our windows. My mum threw up. Twice. FML

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By epicfailureismyl - 05/04/2018 15:00

Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML

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By Socarates - 18/02/2011 21:07 - Ireland

Today, I drove over 200km from Dublin to Galway, with a broken window. It rained for most of the journey. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 00:59

Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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By justmyluck - 12/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML

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By Holding - 24/08/2013 05:21 - United States - Staunton

Today, my boyfriend and I are on our way back from vacation. It will be an eight hour drive. It just so happens I got food poisoning the night before we left, and there's roadwork everywhere. We're at a dead halt with no signs of moving. FML

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By Ohhh the pain - 28/04/2019 04:00

Today, after a night of vomiting and diarrhoea, my family forced me to our beach house for the night. I packed my bag and my mum said she put my bag in the car. We get there where we realise she forgot to put my bag in the car. Not a big deal I thought. 5 minutes later I shit and vomited myself. FML

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By Rodi - 11/07/2024 14:00 - Netherlands - Ugchelen

Today, after we drove to France to go to a jazz festival, we'd arrived in the evening after a 600 km drive, and my wife made a misstep and broke her ankle. The next day we drove back home. After the first toll booth, the electric car window would no longer go up, so we drove with the window open for the remaining 500 km. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 20:23 - Russian Federation

Today, the two and a half hours it took our poorly air conditioned taxi to go 20 miles in stop-and-go traffic was highlighted by our son projectile vomiting all over my wife, a suitcase, and the car. It ended with me having to pay both for the ride, as well as for cleaning the inside of the taxi. FML

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By taylor_eileen - 26/12/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML

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KayleeFrye 39

Wednesday 11 August 2010 2:13

There is one reason I bothered to read the comments on this post. I wanted to see how many people made dumbass comments about how you can't drive to England because it's on an island. Thank you for entertaining me with your cluelessness!

ArtIsResistance7 1

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:15

That's horrible! You should have gotten one of those little pine-tree air fresheners and stuck in on your nose!

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NoelLikesBirds 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:19

Ah, lucky it didn't cause the chain reaction vomitting.

Brittney_E 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 20:03

haha, exactly what i was thinking.

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:25

you should've crapped your pants op. bet they would've opened windows then. problem solved.

Lulu714 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:31

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

justsayfuck 5

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:34

Not being allowed and not being able are two different things. It does bother me the OP didn't explain why they weren't allowed to open the windows.

suppressed08 2

Tuesday 10 August 2010 22:28

it's probably when they went through the euro tunnel. you shouldn't open a window to be sick since you'll still be around it (in big 'carraiges' to hold cars and coaches.), and the humidity would make someone sick down there.

lottiebearx 10

Wednesday 11 August 2010 0:08

But you have to open windows to halfway to keep pressure balanced when you go underseas.

whymeplease44 8

Monday 21 November 2016 18:17

I think they weren't allowed to open they're windows so its not really they're fault

Kincaidc 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:32

this makes no goddamn sence

twinny_sc 13

Tuesday 10 August 2010 22:30

*sense

thebrand25 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:35

road trip!!! yeah!!!

krysxkatastrophe 14

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:36

It's funny because you can't drive from Englsnd to Poland and vice versa.

mare_88 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:40

Yeah... if only there were some kind of a tunnel under the english channel...

NightKiller 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:46

lmao

hippiechik521 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 21:10

Tadeusz_fml 5

Wednesday 11 August 2010 16:11

or maybe some floatation devices that could cross the water...

ChocolateEclaire 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:39

That sucks. I had to ride from Klagenfurt, Austria to Budapest, Hungary and of course we had to circle the Lake Balaton 3 times...:/

funkey3 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:42

umm nasty

feenicks 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:44

Hey #21! puke in a car makes alotta 'scents'!

chopsuey_45 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 19:47

I bet your "mum" felt better.

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