Miscellaneous: Today, I had to explain to my 35-year-old husband that "Honda"...

By Anonymous - 06/11/2015 04:38 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I had to explain to my 35-year-old husband that "Honda" and "Hyundai" are two separate car companies, not to two different pronunciations of the same one. FML

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Today, I learned that I've been saying a word wrong my whole life and all my friends have been too polite to correct me, when I found out that "Segue" and "Segway" are pronounced the same. FML

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Today, after 26 years of confusion with my parents pronouncing it different ways, and in my mom's case, multiple ways, having to clear up how it's spelled every time I meet someone, I asked my mom how to pronounce my name. She got mad and then pronounced it three different ways while explaining. FML

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Today, during a phone call, I broke down in tears because I was asked to spell my last name. It’s sixteen letters long and hyphenated, and I always end up having to spell it twice because they never get it right the first time. I’m tired. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I explained to my husband how much it bothers me when he constantly talks about one of his coworkers. He listened closely, never interrupted me, and seemed genuinely sorry afterwards. While he was consoling me and telling me that he'll stop, he called me by her name… three different times. FML

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By sunburychick - 13/09/2009 09:27 - Australia

Today, I realised that the man who I wanted to be with, the man who wanted to be with me, and my husband were three different people. FML

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By somefamily - 26/04/2012 07:11 - United States - Wayne

Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML

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Friday 6 November 2015 10:25

Well, that Audi be annoying.

pphead 5

Friday 6 November 2015 10:28

Well I don't really blame him. I did think that too when I was about 5 years old.

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BananaSquats 2

Friday 6 November 2015 18:36

Seems like you have yourself a "girlfriend".

Badkarma4u 17

Friday 6 November 2015 18:59

Most americans cant pronounce hyundai worth a darn the Hyun sound seems hard for us. Try pronoucing it Hee-un day and rhyming with gunplay.

pranil 14

Friday 6 November 2015 19:49

thats funny but not something to that says ur life sucks

imabat 14

Friday 6 November 2015 19:50

Hyundai and Kia are actually the same.

gobiteme2 34

Friday 6 November 2015 20:08

Not a car guy.

strike2867 13

Friday 6 November 2015 22:50

Reminds me of the Bill Gates line, "What's a quarter?" There may be a good reason he doesn't know they're different car brands.

SheepShoop_fml 20

Friday 6 November 2015 23:26

This is a conversation I have with adults more frequently than I'd like.

snipesrock 9

Saturday 7 November 2015 1:52

If you speak queens English, this isn't a problem. Then Hyundai is Hi-un-di.

mzshannababy 16

Saturday 7 November 2015 1:57

i thought the same once

outfielder55 17

Saturday 7 November 2015 3:36

Maybe he only cares about man cars

SkylineFTW97 25

Saturday 7 November 2015 5:38

S2000, bro?

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