Miscellaneous: Today, I had to explain to my 35-year-old husband that "Honda"...

By Anonymous - 06/11/2015 04:38 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I had to explain to my 35-year-old husband that "Honda" and "Hyundai" are two separate car companies, not to two different pronunciations of the same one. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2023 06:00

Today, I learned that I've been saying a word wrong my whole life and all my friends have been too polite to correct me, when I found out that "Segue" and "Segway" are pronounced the same. FML

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Mr Mad

By Sorry Sir - 12/07/2023 11:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML

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By facepalm - 12/09/2011 08:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that a tornado is not the same thing as a hurricane. I couldn't convince him, and he still won't talk to me. FML

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Seeged

By Anonymous - 22/01/2024 09:00 - Australia

Today, I found out that the word "segue" is pronounced like the "Segway" brand. Unfortunately, I found this out as I was giving a speech, which someone interrupted to correct me. I'm a 41 year-old salesman. FML

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Confused

By Anonymous - 25/07/2017 00:30

Today, after 26 years of confusion with my parents pronouncing it different ways, and in my mom's case, multiple ways, having to clear up how it's spelled every time I meet someone, I asked my mom how to pronounce my name. She got mad and then pronounced it three different ways while explaining. FML

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By annoyed - 14/12/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

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Exhaustion

By --- - 12/02/2022 14:00

Today, during a phone call, I broke down in tears because I was asked to spell my last name. It’s sixteen letters long and hyphenated, and I always end up having to spell it twice because they never get it right the first time. I’m tired. FML

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Red flag

By Anonymous - 11/10/2024 10:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I explained to my husband how much it bothers me when he constantly talks about one of his coworkers. He listened closely, never interrupted me, and seemed genuinely sorry afterwards. While he was consoling me and telling me that he'll stop, he called me by her name… three different times. FML

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Bizarre love triangle

By sunburychick - 13/09/2009 09:27 - Australia

Today, I realised that the man who I wanted to be with, the man who wanted to be with me, and my husband were three different people. FML

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By somefamily - 26/04/2012 07:11 - United States - Wayne

Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML

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KK3137 31

Friday 6 November 2015 10:25

Well, that Audi be annoying.

pphead 5

Friday 6 November 2015 10:28

Well I don't really blame him. I did think that too when I was about 5 years old.

Comments

bigbrown24 17

Friday 6 November 2015 15:09

man card revoked! all guys need to know cars!

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 6 November 2015 15:15

Please ask him to turn in his Man Card at the front desk on the way out the door.

tiger820 20

Friday 6 November 2015 15:25

you picked him! I hope he's a pretty good trophy husband if not your kids will be ugly and dumb!.....

nyf137 20

Friday 6 November 2015 17:22

Because mixing up two car companies means that someone is both ugly and dumb... your logic here astounds me

ThePaperDragon 31

Friday 6 November 2015 15:30

I feel as though he would not be the only one. People always ask what kind of car my Genesis is. Granted, it sports wing badges instead of the typical Hyundai "H".

CoupeDeAce 6

Friday 6 November 2015 15:41

You don't have a husband. You have a wife.

talicaroxi 25

Friday 6 November 2015 15:50

when I was doing my music gcse I had the same argument with my then boy friend and music teacher . my final peice of music was named Honda isn't hyundai. just so they had to write it on every copy of my work

CollegeStress15 10

Friday 6 November 2015 16:03

Well, the symbols are similar, and the names are sort of similar. I could see this happening if he wasn't a car guy. He probably didn't pay it too much attention before.