By Dat Stanky Mouf - 16/03/2013 21:52 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why chewing "shit-tons of gum" is not an actual alternative to brushing his teeth. FML
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challan 19

4 out 5 dentists agree that your boyfriend will have Summer Teeth. Some are here... Some are gone.

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asssh18 6

That is actually so disgusting. I would never want to kiss him!

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MeLikeBigBoom 8

Wait until the dentist sees his shit-tons of cavities!

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oj101 33

At least people will never be turned off by bad breath - it'll always be minty

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kenoswild 14

Google for photos of rotten teeth for visual aid. That's how I got my 3 y/o son to start accepting to brush his teeth.

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Wizardo 33

Recently scientists have been trying to develop him that cleans your teeth for you, equivalent to a good brushing, But right now your boyfriend is not ahead of the curve, get him in a damn headlock and scrub like a nutter.

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xRezSynn 15

I'm seeing a lot of hygienic related FML posts... Getting a little worried.

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gman123999 14

No, that is not an acceptable alternative! He also has to sip on mouthwash throughout the day to make it work

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TrilliousDivine 9

well especially if it is "shit-tons" then no....it wouldn't be.

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