Intimacy: Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if... - FML

By Dilly_20 - 22/02/2011 18:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML

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By emi - 03/04/2016 17:18 - United States - Oklahoma City

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Top comments

iliketurdles 7

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:05

I don't understand 'boyfriends' on FML stories. 99.8% of the time they are assholes.

Zebidee 8

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:01

Make it a fivesome?

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d3zno0tz 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 20:53

ydi for explaining it. dump em

looneyben5432 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 6:39

well u can't have a foursome with just each other

domosumo 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 15:27

You could just find another man. Or two.. or maybe three.

Lovinmylife90 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 18:45

He is cheating on u sooner or later

Luv4Amuc 0

Monday 28 February 2011 23:40

tell him sure he can have his foursome, then say, you wanna be in it, and you get to pick the other people too =P if he says yes, you should pick all guys hahahaha!!!

i_luv_u3030 3

Monday 28 February 2011 23:57

u need to break up wit ur bf cuz hes obviously cheatin on u

haljank 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 3:01

hahahahahahaha

CynSheB 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 10:43

You Kno wat I do is Talk about doing Such Things Myself (Noncholantly), as Coladeral with my Babe. They get Pissed and Shut the **** Up about it.

shadowraven15 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 19:10

ur boyfriend's a dumb ass......

rainport 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 7:51

why would u b angry??

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