By mumfordandsonimdisappointed - 29/08/2015 05:09 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my dad how I rear-ended the car in front of me because of a particularly intense banjo solo. FML
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Crucio 13

Is that a euphemism for 'excessive masturbation'?

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maydayyparade 27

Your dad should understand, because banjos are ******* awesome

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trulypar 34

If a solo banjo causes you to have an accident, I'm terrified to know what would happen if you were to listen to the "Dueling Banjos" from the movie Deliverance.

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GeorgiaBea 28

That's amazing! Sucks for the car though.

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quickfingers100 15

You can clean windows to pay off the damage! Really showing my age plus fifty there!

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JayFuckingHell 18

If it would've been a ukulele solo I would've thought you were listening to Twenty One Pilots.

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MidnaLink 33

To anyone who actually believes he was masturbating in the car, get lost. Not everything someone says has an underlying sexual meaning.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

I'm pretty sure that if you have half a brain and common sense, 99% of people here understood that OP wasn't actually masturbating.

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MidnaLink 33

Take a look at #7. He seemed to be completely serious.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Oh... My bad, I skimmed through his comment and thought he literally meant playing a banjo (which isn't any better, anyways). I'm an idiot.

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rick_mcneil16 16

Banjos, causing accidents since their creation

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anonymous61324 13

You were listening to 'two heads' weren't you? Best banjo solo ever

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