By no she wasn't high - 02/12/2013 02:50 - United States - Garland

Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML
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nuggetmonster 12

I guess you could say she's not the brightest crayon in the box.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

Keep calm and crayon.

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euphoricness 28

Wtf is her problem? Crayons taste like shit, she needs to try glue!!

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abnormalbird 11

Guys we all know mercury is the food of the wealthiest.

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mstoffel 13

At least they weren't toxic. It sounds like she isn't the sharpest crayon in the box. Don't give her paint.

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mallu86 9

#17 yes. And you can find those words in a dictionary. It's a very interesting book. You need all the help you can get. We are all here for you.

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RedPillSucks 31

You do know this is not a US-only site. Some people from other countries (I'm too lazy to check profiles) might not get US idioms. Also, a crayon doesn't have to be sharp to be used, so maybe he didn't think the metaphor worked. He was probably expecting "brightest crayon".

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greeneyebeauty9 28

It seems there's been a lot of FML's starting with, "Today, I had to explain to my daugher/son that you can't do so and so. He/she is old enough to know better." Just me? Okay..

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mallu86 9

Did you say something? It's too loud in here. Can't hear you.

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iknowiwantyou 13

you should get her checked out. maybe she has pica.

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yamuri 17

I wonder what nutritional value would be. I can't have red 40 in my diet.

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lifeof_toad 19

Brace yourself. You've got another 2 years with this one.

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Edumcg 24

Keep her away from pens, swalow ink is not safe. Sorry OP, be glad that she didn't turn out with a crayon inside his skull like Homer.

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glabberfasted 16

I had a pen burst in my mouth when I was chewing on it once and swallowed a considerable amount of ink, and I was fine. It tasted like very strong peanut oil.

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Cadillac4427 8

Maybe you can take her to DocBastard for a checkup?

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mallu86 9

He's specialized only in looking at coke bottle up the ass.

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