By kinky - 05/08/2010 00:24 - United States

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Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML
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turtlemansam 6

Can't you just make up an excuse ?

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allmidnighteyes 10

How the **** do you ********** intensely enough to dislocate your shoulder?

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0H_s0_iiC3Y 0

im sure you could of come up with a different excuse

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sourgirl101 28

You're very welcomed. Just be careful what you put up. Many like to talk shit about one's pics.

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ScarletAshes 0

lol, this made my day!

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v_garcia3 0

wow...I hope u finished at least!!! ; )

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soapbar 0

lol trying to picture that.....it just seems so impossible......rofl copter!!

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pster03 0

damn u must've been jerking pretty hard

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l0v3p4in 7

YDI !! How the h3ll did u manage to do that??

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stlphil 0

WTF, OP. How did you manage to pull that one off (no pun intended).

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twinsrback 0

ever since I fractured my knee my leg joint dislocates all the time...man up and pop that sucker back into place,it only hurts for a little bit

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