By Ljiljka - 01/08/2014 14:37 - Serbia - Belgrade

Today, I had to explain to my father why it isn't a good idea to shove a metal knife into the toaster when trying to get at a small piece of toast. This man is 45-years-old and has a PhD. FML
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Ljiljka tells us more.

Ljiljka 9

Hey there, OP here! For those of you asking, he has a PhD in biology. He's done crazier and much more dangerous things than this, trust me. If you guys have any other questions, feel free to ask!

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Welshite 39

He would have had an electrifying epiphany if all had gone as planned. You ruined it!

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zZLightZz 13

why would having a Pretty Huge Dick make him smart?

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DaDigDude 1

At least he didn't get the toast out with a fork hehe. Does he do his own electrical work?

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Maaska 16

I do that all the time, but I've never been electrocuted

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lmartinez 4

It wont electrocute him... The electricity inside is already converted to hear it will just heat the knife up slowly

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Jaevwyn 17

My father once tried to place his phone on a hotplate to dry it after washing... If it was not bad enough the battery was still in the phone at the time. Just let them get on with it, they wont make the same mistake twice

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DanielleD93 16

Maybe he should unplug it first

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Sonii008 19

Oh... a metal knife? He should be fine, we all know that the real danger is to "get your toast out with a fork." :P *Dumb ways to die*

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bluedream1234 0

Some people are really smart, but lack common sense.

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