By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Well, this story was a slippery slope from the start. Sorry OP!

It makes me so angry when people forget to flush

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RedPillSucks 31

Sometimes its not that they forget to flush, but that there's a low flow toilet that doesn't have enough power to push all the shit down.

BlueFlatts 20

Then flush half way through to save people the atrocity of going through what op had to suffer. Not that I would have ever used my foot to flush a toilet. So many things could go wrong with that move.

Corvo_Attano_4 12

I hope you bailed after that and didn't try to get back the handle

Looks like you've slipped into some deep shit there.

I need an adult! An adultier adult! But seriously, if you hadn't been dicking around in the first place, it wouldn't have happened.

I work at a convenience store/gas station. I honestly cannot tell you how many times I have gone into the mens bathroom to mop and flushed the toilet with my foot. Most of my coworkers do the same, so I cannot imagine it is totally unusual. I always just assume the entire mens room is perpetually covered in piss, because it usually is, no matter how often we clean it. So far I have gotten lucky and nothing like that has happened to me. Sorry to hear about your luck OP.

To men just stop aiming after a certain age?

You do realize that whether you flush with your foot or your hand, some part of you does get near it, right? Oh, of course you do - a part of you got IN it...

Most people also fail to realise that flushing aerosolises the germs and sends them at least several feet out from the toilet in a fine mist, so it wont make one bit of difference, its covering them regardless.

Unless things are very different in America than the UK and for some reason you don't have toilet lids, WHY did you not just knock the lid down, with your foot should you felt the need, then flush like a normal person?

Ah, well, here in America many of the public toilets don't have a lid. Just a seat.

Thinking on it i don't think I've ever seen a toilet with a lid on it in any American set film I've ever seen, yet they're on every public toilet I've ever seen in the UK. Seems common sense to have them, i wonder why they don't.

RedPillSucks 31

Because US businesses are too cheap

In houses we have toilet lids, but very rarely have I ever seen them in public restrooms. I wish we had them though. It would make situations like this much easier to handle.

martin8337 35

If you was an Indian, you could be a member of the shitfoot tribe:).

There is absolutely no need for racist comments.