Work: Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom...

By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By shittyhall - 26/06/2017 04:00

Today, someone shat liquid poo in the hallway at work. Right. Outside. The bathroom. Another foot and they could have used a toilet instead of the carpeted floor. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By neednewshoes - 07/12/2017 01:30

Today, like every day, I flushed a public toilet with my foot. Today, unlike every day, my foot missed the handle and landed in the unflushed water. FML

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Jobsworth

By sucksssssss - 28/01/2010 20:12 - France

Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML

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TW: Gross

By mpfrost153 - 01/11/2021 12:00 - United States

Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 20/03/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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outthelabyrynth 21

Sunday 24 August 2014 23:09

Well, this story was a slippery slope from the start. Sorry OP!

lickastick 27

Sunday 24 August 2014 23:11

It makes me so angry when people forget to flush

Comments

nikko0328 9

Monday 25 August 2014 4:39

do you work in taco bell?

AylaMarie92 18

Monday 25 August 2014 4:49

This situation could have been avoided entirely if you hadn't of been a pussy :)

court_f 8

Monday 25 August 2014 4:49

Burn that shoe

fmlrulesBolt 14

Monday 25 August 2014 5:08

At least it wasn't your face

trendkilla254 4

Monday 25 August 2014 5:44

Always put down the protective sheet. fyl.

shine999 12

Monday 25 August 2014 7:17

Eww! I don't even want to imagine that!

sjhs321 13

Monday 25 August 2014 7:29

The key to a good foot flush is footing and balance, if you don't have both this is what happens.

JBrownie123 24

Monday 25 August 2014 8:53

I've had to flush shit at work, I have proof that the men have started using the women's restroom so I've linked that to them... Either way, it's gross and you shouldn't have to do it in the first place, just sucks more that you slipped.