Kids: Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after...

By WELL FUCK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM - 18/11/2012 21:22 - United States - Endicott

Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML

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Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML

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By Aldoch - 30/05/2012 22:41

Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2022 18:00 - United States

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By divorced - 07/03/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, I was picking up my daughter from my ex-husband's house and his new girlfriend was there. I said to my daughter that it was time to leave and she clung to his girlfriend and said, "Mommy, I don't want to leave." She wasn't talking to me. FML

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By Dad - 21/08/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I paid my daughter a surprise visit, only to see her husband beating her. I charged in and slammed him into the wall. She screamed at me to stop. They'd recently gotten into martial arts and were sparring, and now he's got a broken arm. FML

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You people are twisted!

By pledonasm - 15/03/2015 16:11 - India - Thane

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

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zingline89 18

Monday 19 November 2012 3:04

And this is how we end up with rapists

Nutcup 16

Monday 19 November 2012 3:04

I'd teach my daughter to hit back at anyone who treated her like that.

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randomtiings44 9

Sunday 2 December 2012 3:37

Some people are honestly so rude these days..

beyeswdragon 2

Sunday 2 December 2012 14:18

Shove her into a wall and then yell "I DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT!"

Wiccan_Mama 6

Thursday 27 December 2012 21:14

That's where you say "this IS my business, it's MY daughter, bitch"

IBeLightning 0

Friday 28 December 2012 3:38

Why did you break it up,if you let her learn how to fight her own battles at a young age she will be tougher in the long run

Shade1982 20

Thursday 25 April 2013 14:51

You don't really know what age we are talking about, so, don't go jumping the gun here...

Flesheatinmonkey 3

Thursday 17 January 2013 23:05

Some parents

DisappearingRose 18

Saturday 19 January 2013 2:57

Did you tell her he won't be able to do "what the hell he wants" when he's in jail for physical abuse?

cman024 4

Monday 10 June 2013 10:57

punch that **** juggling thundercunt in the face.

studmuffin96 8

Wednesday 13 November 2013 6:22

teach your daughter how to fight

Arista669 3

Wednesday 11 December 2013 20:00

Wipe out the good for nothing mothers and children.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 5 May 2014 20:26

It is your business if it involves your daughter.

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