Kids: Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after...

By WELL FUCK YOU KINDLY, MA'AM - 18/11/2012 21:22 - United States - Endicott

Today, I had to forcibly separate a boy from my daughter after he grabbed her and started shoving her around. I complained to his mother, only to have her shout, "mind your fucking business" and say that her son can do whatever the hell he wants. FML

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By pledonasm - 15/03/2015 16:11 - India - Thane

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

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Monday 19 November 2012 3:04

And this is how we end up with rapists

Nutcup 16

Monday 19 November 2012 3:04

I'd teach my daughter to hit back at anyone who treated her like that.

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Hackzorer 8

Friday 30 May 2014 22:46

I would beat that boy's ass so hard he wouldn't have one anymore!

JackRussel97 6

Wednesday 17 September 2014 23:50

I am 15 and I know this to be true. Nobody cares for each other and almost everyone at my school are snobby brats.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 7 January 2015 2:28

And that's how scumbags are born. I suggest you teach your daughter to fight back and stand up for herself.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 7 January 2015 2:35

It annoys the shit out of me when people say "bullying is just part of being a kid." I was bullied in middle school, and I have issues with trusting other people, and it caused me to ******* hate everybody I went to school with. Plus, most people who get bullied go into depression, start abiding drugs, and even commit suicide. Tell me, are drugs, depression, and suicidal thoughts part of being a kid too? Because that's what bullying can lead to.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 7 January 2015 16:21

*abusing

teddysbadkitty 6

Friday 27 March 2015 10:30

sounds like my dad who thinks my depression is a "normal part of being a teenager"

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 7 January 2015 16:25

Tell your daughter to kick him in the balls, and when that bitch yells at you for teaching your daughter to do that, tell her the exact same thing she said to you.

kittykat1501 31

Thursday 4 June 2015 6:49

Faith in humanity officially lost

jachal 11

Sunday 12 July 2015 15:54

All I can say, OP, is that I admire your restraint... if somebody had done that to my niece, he'd be dead.

meatmaeta 21

Saturday 23 April 2016 17:32

Slap that little shit.

ifuckuprandomly 28

Tuesday 20 September 2016 17:22

If any child (younger than but not including 16) hurt my child I'd knock out the parent (mother or father, I'm not sexist). Any older and if my kid hasn't dealt with "it" then I will.